08 January 2014

Best Thing On The Beyonce Album is Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie


So as everyone has already stated Beyonce's "feminism" on her latest album is extremely contradictory and problematic - Mia McKenzie outlines a lot of the issues and the critiques of the album, the critiques of the critiques and also acknowledges that we can all still love Beyonce and critique the message in the work.
Anyway, Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie's Ted Talk on feminism, which was sampled on the album, is pretty great and worth a full listen. The interesting part to me is that she talks about this notion of "bottom power." Adichie says:"Some people will say, 'Oh, but women have the real power, bottom power.' And for non-Nigerians, “bottom power” is an expression in which I suppose means something like a woman who uses her sexuality to get favors from men. But “bottom power” is not power at all. Bottom power means that a woman simply has a good root to tap into, from time to time, somebody else’s power." What I find interesting is that, to me, this is the issue with the feminism in Beyonce's work. Beyonce is sort of just wielding “bottom power” and not really subverting or negating male power, if you think about it all the more sexual songs are written from that point of view. I wonder if Beyonce got to that point of the lecture and what she thinks about it? Yonce e-mail us plz!

"that pile of garbage saved her life"

a lady in new york fell three stories from her fire escape while she was trying to escape a fire survived relatively uninjured because she landed in a pile of uncollected trash bags. hahahahahah.

What is a Polar Vortex?


It's cold as hell, that's what. How are all our readers? This polar Vortex was cold enough for Robert Vick, an escaped convict, to turn himself back into authorities. #CTM. Bet he wasn't expecting minus 20 wind chill when he escaped in Lexington, KY the other day.
If you are seriously interested in what a polar vortex is you can read here, but in a nutshell it belongs at the North Pole with Santa and needs to go back home.

Speaking of Santa! What were your favorite gifts of 2013?

07 January 2014

speaking of xtra ceeyute


this kid brought a sign to a jay-z show that said "can i rap for you?" and jay-z let him!

wowoooooowowoooooowowoooooowowooooooooooo


this golden retriever, genetically engineered by japan for extra cuteness, does an impression of a siren.

and it is xTrA cEeYuTe!!!!1111

tim tebow guessed correctly to within one point (jesus)

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06 January 2014

dont turn away LOOK AT ME

The Baroness is the Future, a new piece by the ANIMALS performance group. The designers.

Bao Bao, America's Greatest New Panda

what the polar vortex looks like.


watch this guy throw a pot of boiling water into -21 degree air.

he's a fun meteorologist to follow on twitter btw. @EricHolthaus

more love from BEYONCE. the 5 part mini documentary

part 1: the visual album part 2: imperfection part 3: run n gun part 4: liberation part 5: honesty

05 January 2014

smells like chips

Light Beer Taste Test

yahoo did a poll of light beers (thanks macbreath!) and trader joe's josé (racist) took top prize:
Ranking number one, Trader José Light, a private-label beer from the Trader Joe's chain, was surprisingly "pretty OK," according to our tasters. They liked that it "smelled like chips," was "lager-like," and had a "caramel-y" color.
who needs a lager? it's lager-like! 
i prefer it not be a caramel color, just caramel-y. 

this goes to show that it is never too hot for chips.

03 January 2014

Music Minute with MZ.DANGELS - Seasick Mama


Seasick Mama is one to watch in 2014.
Also note our beloved 2pz retreat spot - the Dominican Republic - featured in the vid.


what it is like today

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"i'm the second lead vocalist of the group" cough cough WHAT? (shade)

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Mayors - they're just like us!

Adorable Everyman Mayor de Blasio took to shoveling snow today after Snowstorm Hercules dropped a big dump on New York:
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Although I thought that was Dante's job, according to his mom:


While I respect the Mayor's commitment to Keeping It Real, I kind of also appreciated the fact that Mayor Bloomberg was so rich he could pay someone to do life chores while he focused on mayoral tasks like reducing soda sizes and plopping bike paths everywhere.
 
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