Schadenfreude is a beautiful thing.

This movie looks awful but thank god something amazing came out of it.

 

Scientists Create World's Most Perfect Workout Mix

London scientists teamed up with Spotify to create the perfect gym workout mix, basing their selections on what's popular and on the songs' BPM (beats per minute). They start out with a little Katy Perry to warm you up, Gaga to rev you up, and Lorde to cool you down. Since I've become a total gym rat (HAHAAHHAANOTREALLY) I've been in need of some motivational tunes. I will say the mix is a little light on Kelly Clarkson, The Killers, and Shakira, but maybe they're not super popular in 2014.

BONUS CONTENT: If you want to follow my "Gym. Ugh." mix, you can find it here:

 Note: You can play it on Random, which is how I usually do it, or just repeat that "Steal My Sunshine" song over and over again. I won't tell.

RIP Babygirl

#HBD to One in a Million: #Aaliyah. Here's a slideshow showing how she's inspired us: http://t.co/yI7unRLJM6 pic.twitter.com/Lkh8nARRqx

— V Magazine (@vmagazine) January 16, 2014

which muppet are you

i am a snowth and ms. dangles is Dr. Bunsen Honeydew.

  find out yours and leave it in the comments.

american horror story season 4 tease

American Horror Story: Coven is beginning to wrap up its phenomenal season (tonight’s episode is a doozy) but co-creator Ryan Murphy has already begun plotting and planning his fourth installment of the FX franchise…as well as peppering the final episodes with tiny hints as to next year’s plot. “It’s set in 1950,” Murphy reveals exclusively to EW. “If you look historically what happened in the year 1950, there’s some more clues in that year. It’s a period piece. We try and do the opposite of what we’ve done before. Jessica Lange has already started practicing her German accent so I’m very excited!” (via)

guesses?

you guys, let's whisper.

If you're older than 25, you may not have heard of Whisper. But the app — already popular among high-school and college students across the country — is quickly becoming the most interesting social network around. It allows people to post anonymous Whispers (photos with a line or two of text overlaid on them, in the style of a Reddit image macro) which can then be "hearted" or replied to by other users. Users can view popular Whispers, Whispers with a common keyword, or Whispers posted from a nearby location. (via)

is this the new wet hot american summer?

david wain and michael showalter have teamed up again, this time with a parody of a romantic comedy starring paul rudd and amy poehler. sounds great!

click here to watch a trailer.

this is magic

Somehow staring at this for 10-min made me think I understood massive patterns of existence. HT @SciencePorn: http://t.co/r5xUlvqEQu

— Jerry Saltz (@jerrysaltz) January 15, 2014

bill de blasio eats chipotle

Extra hot sauce, please. pic.twitter.com/5lgIZqZ05D

— Bill de Blasio (@BilldeBlasio) January 15, 2014

spotiwednesday

winter is here.

good news

Christine McVie retired from Fleetwood Mac over 15 years ago, and now, she's coming back to the band. During a concert in Hawaii last night, Mick Fleetwood told the audience, "This is the worst kept secret there is, but Christine McVie will be rejoining Fleetwood Mac". (via)

i wish i had a cough so i could eat these softish cough drops recommended by martha stewart

people on twitter had a strong reaction to this commercial that played during the golden globes.

Blaze the Husky does not want to go kennel

via

did you catch that brand new jenny lewis song in the GIRLS premiere?

(via)

kylie wanted to show you this, but she failed