very important chipotle news

TODAY ONLY if you text "raincheck" to 888-222 between 11am and 6pm EST you will get a coupon for a free burrito.

if you need any more information than that I don't know what to do with you.

ctm

It’s Mr. Steal-Yo-Girl. pic.twitter.com/K7YQuTvAtq

— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) October 16, 2015

chipotle tweeted a masturbation joke?

Eating a burrito left handed is like being fed by a stranger.

— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) September 1, 2015

chipotle's guac recipe

This Is All You'll Need:
2 ripe Hass avocados (In the restaurant, we use 48 per batch, multiple times per day)
2 tsp lime juice
2 tbsp cilantro (chopped)
1/4 cup red onion (finely chopped)
1/2 jalapeño, including seeds (finely chopped)
1/4 tsp kosher salt

How to Do It:
1. Choose the right avocado. It should feel squishy yet firm (like the palm of your hand), and be a nice dark green color on the inside.
2. Cut the avocado in half and the remove the pit (carefully!)
3. Scoop the avocados and place in a medium bowl.
4. Toss and coat with lime juice.
5. Add the salt and using a fork or potato masher, mash until a smooth consistency is achieved.
6. Fold in the remaining ingredients and mix well.
7. Taste the guacamole (over and over) and adjust seasoning if necessary.

basic AF.

she knows it's extra

This is @HillaryClinton ordering a chicken burrito bowl (with guac) at Chipotle http://t.co/gJDLFBbx2X pic.twitter.com/6Zwq6pOUFq

— Mashable (@mashable) April 13, 2015

an in-depth investigation into chipotle calories

READ IT.

me everyday

Basically just waiting for an appropriate time to go to Chipotle.

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) November 14, 2014

look what the cry babies at penn state did to their chipotle

ungrateful jerks. these selfish nittany assholes deprived an entire campus of their delicious and ethical chipotle burritos.

The State College Chipotle is closed after four managers quit in the last two days. Here's the sign on the door: pic.twitter.com/yxZJLKbw4f

— Onward State (@OnwardState) September 10, 2014

secret menu items at chipotle, sbux, burger, and MORE!

this crazy website tells you how to order random shit off the menu at places like starbucks, chipotle, and more. they don't have an answer for getting free extra guac though.

youtube classixxx

what did you have for lunch today?

spotifriday!

chipotle friday edition.

DANGER CAUTION WARNING

chipotle is considering taking guacamole off the menu due to a dwindling avocado supply. NOOOooooooo

CHIPOTLE EMERGENCY

Global warming, etc. is causing problems like the polar ice caps melting, polar bears being sad, bees dying, and now THIS:

Kylie, you should probably chain yourself to the doors of the Chipotle HQ. 

bill de blasio eats chipotle

Extra hot sauce, please. pic.twitter.com/5lgIZqZ05D

— Bill de Blasio (@BilldeBlasio) January 15, 2014

fiona apple + chipotle

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thx nsikan!

nyc survival guide gifs

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chipotle does the right thing

there was some boy scout event in utah that the local chipotle was sponsoring, but once corporate heard about it they snatched the burritos out of they mouths because the boy scouts are gaycists. or something like that. via

makes me hungry for the gayest burrito i can find (thats carnitas in case you were wondering)

  In an email, company spokesman Chris Arnold wrote: By way of follow up, we have terminated our sponsorship of this event. As I mentioned yesterday, community support decisions like this are made in a decentralized way and this one was inconsistent with our own policy. We believed that terminating the sponsorship and remaining consistent with our policy was the right thing to do, and we have reinforced our policy with the team that makes these decisions to try to prevent similar issues in the future.

want to cry into your chipotle burrito?

watch this part of the state of the union, re: gun violence.

'sbout gatdam time

Chipotle will open its New Haven branch next Tuesday, Jan. 29, a representative for Chipotle has confirmed to the News.

Finally, Chipotle is opening within walking distance.  I know guac is extra.

take some notes, chipotle.

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