it's actually not that uninteresting.

Like the best lists, the chronological order of every fashion brand that Jay Z mentions in his lyrics tells a story. This story is now on a T-shirt, created by Katherine Bernard. She spent three months sifting through all of Jay Z's catalogue. A slice, from Reasonable Doubt into In My Life: Volume 1: “Reebok Armani Bally Calvin Klein Levi’s Guess Versace Rolex Rolex Victoria’s Secret Rolex.” (via)

holiday inspiration

guess which one is emilube. (it's the pilgrim slaving away.)

the voice report

i hope its ok with you all if i don't go into too much detail this time. i'm still reeling from the loss of elyjuh. his absence was painful and palpable last night. i didn't like anyone's performance that much. anyone else's best performance would pale in comparison to elyjuh's worst. i'll try to move on soon, but for now:


there's this, wherein glasses shows off his screamy side.


this, wherein danica flawlessly if not boringly executes a jazzy radiohead cover.


and this, wherein chris sings everyone's new favorite nick jonas song, and bros out mid-performance with adam about how sexy and beautiful he is.

gawker recap here (wherein luke messes up real bad but pulls it off anyway).

'jealous' remix feat tinashe here (wherein she says her own name so now we know once-and-for-all).

#teamelyjuh

it is possibly the best thing to potentially ever happen to anyone anywhere in the history of the universe

what is she on about?

The weather company profits from bad weather

— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) November 14, 2014

baby bunny backpack!!!!!

solange and her son jules had a choreographed dance at her wedding. cute.

Solange and Julez NO FLEX ZONE from Charlotte Hornsby on Vimeo.

QUEEN.

a warm 2Pz congratulations to basement baby on the occasion of her incredible wedding photos.

sad news for vintage MTV fans

MTV star Diem Brown has died at 32: http://t.co/1Lvu15JMTm pic.twitter.com/2dxdcveLTn

— Vulture (@vulture) November 14, 2014

hunger games gets a tinashe treat

thx phil!

in other window washer news

happy friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111

me everyday

Basically just waiting for an appropriate time to go to Chipotle.

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) November 14, 2014

a going away party fit for a kween

all that dominos.

glorious.

the grizzlies game nba recap. DJV beat me to it but whatever.

break the internet

if you haven't heard, the grizz bearz have the best record in the NBA and win games with .3 seconds to go.