very important chipotle news

TODAY ONLY if you text "raincheck" to 888-222 between 11am and 6pm EST you will get a coupon for a free burrito.

if you need any more information than that I don't know what to do with you.

ctm

It’s Mr. Steal-Yo-Girl. pic.twitter.com/K7YQuTvAtq

— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) October 16, 2015

chipotle tweeted a masturbation joke?

Eating a burrito left handed is like being fed by a stranger.

— Chipotle (@ChipotleTweets) September 1, 2015

i hope they like artisanal ice cream and burritos

Desperate for food, sea lions are scrambling to the streets of San Francisco http://t.co/C0Nq7FWE8e pic.twitter.com/JJMzZyghem

— CityLab (@CityLab) May 1, 2015

she knows it's extra

This is @HillaryClinton ordering a chicken burrito bowl (with guac) at Chipotle http://t.co/gJDLFBbx2X pic.twitter.com/6Zwq6pOUFq

— Mashable (@mashable) April 13, 2015

me everyday

Basically just waiting for an appropriate time to go to Chipotle.

— Michael Ian Black (@michaelianblack) November 14, 2014

look what the cry babies at penn state did to their chipotle

ungrateful jerks. these selfish nittany assholes deprived an entire campus of their delicious and ethical chipotle burritos.

The State College Chipotle is closed after four managers quit in the last two days. Here's the sign on the door: pic.twitter.com/yxZJLKbw4f

— Onward State (@OnwardState) September 10, 2014

baby (animal) or burrito?

here is a delightful collection of animals dressed as burritos!

thx erin macbreath!

Im going to get a burrito today.

and this is how i feel about it.

chipotle does the right thing

there was some boy scout event in utah that the local chipotle was sponsoring, but once corporate heard about it they snatched the burritos out of they mouths because the boy scouts are gaycists. or something like that. via

makes me hungry for the gayest burrito i can find (thats carnitas in case you were wondering)

  In an email, company spokesman Chris Arnold wrote: By way of follow up, we have terminated our sponsorship of this event. As I mentioned yesterday, community support decisions like this are made in a decentralized way and this one was inconsistent with our own policy. We believed that terminating the sponsorship and remaining consistent with our policy was the right thing to do, and we have reinforced our policy with the team that makes these decisions to try to prevent similar issues in the future.

take some notes, chipotle.

(via)

are you curious about mitt romney's chipotle order?

burrito bowl, carnitas, rice (probably white), black beans and pico de gallo, and guac i know its extra

nassau avenue is patiently waiting.

Currently, there are about 40 Chipotle locations scattered throughout New York City, concentrated in Manhattan, with one in Brooklyn and none in any other borough. That will change in the coming months when the chain opens shop in Queens, according to Edge of the City. Chipotle will open at 70-30 Austin Street in the space vacated by cupcake haven Martha's Country Bakery, which moved to larger digs earlier this fall. The new restaurant is among the seven Chipotles expected to open in the boroughs outside Manhattan in the next few years, including others in Brooklyn and its first (if all goes well) on Staten Island. (via)

nErD aLeRt! / bunny or burrito?

everyone congratulate thomas wilhelm!

he has officially passed all of his ARE's!!

kitty or burrito?

poor piggies.

if you've ever been to chipotle, you know that happier animals are more delicious.

i'm in mexico!

happy wedding emily and joel!
for the rest of you : i'll see you girls in church.

eating chipotle is ethical.

and also delicious.

Good food is a complicated topic. As is often the case, the best approach depends on your ethical priorities and personal constraints. Some animal-rights advocates emphasize the need to eat humanely raised meat; others hold out for vegetarianism or veganism. Environmentalists worry about pesticides, soil depletion, and the energy used in producing ingredients. Grad students get curious about plant-based proteins.

The interesting thing about Chipotle, the burrito and taco chain, is that it has tried to tackle all these goals and more. Its “Food with Integrity” philosophy calls for free-range meat, hormone-free dairy, and locally sourced produce when practical. For more than ten years, Chipotle has bought its pork through Niman Ranch, a sustainable farm based in California. As of last year, for example, all of the beef in its barbacoa is naturally raised, meaning that the cows are not treated with hormones or antibiotics, and they are fed an entirely vegetarian diet. (via)

well, all that did was make me hungry.

looks like bones is feeling better.

moe's  = nature's best medicine.