emmy snubbed. ;(

Who do you have to peg in this town??!

— Abbi Jacobson (@abbijacobson) July 16, 2015

what is kismet doing?

DIETING

Obesity has become so common in canines that even show dogs are overweight http://t.co/3CzBI8sp0M pic.twitter.com/ZuzBur8R1t

— The New York Times (@nytimes) July 16, 2015

#neverforget the OG puppy #Kismet photo: @stacymctrace

A photo posted by Joel Melton (@jvmelton) on Jul 13, 2015 at 8:43pm PDT

emmy nominated

long read

you have maybe heard about how california will break off into the ocean at any moment, but did you know there is a 10-33% chance that the entire pacific northwest will break off into the ocean within the next 50 years?

READ IT.

no kisses plz

thx brotherben!

wednesday

#BeastMode pic.twitter.com/Jsx6rpoJUE

— Vol Photos (@Vol_Photos) July 15, 2015

in other paula pell news

underteet.

FYI

"I don't own a jet, but I rent jets in my spare time." -@justinbieber to @marthastewart. Photo by @stevenkleinstudio. Styling by #KarlTempler. Cc @fabienbaron

A photo posted by INTERVIEW Magazine (@interviewmag) on Jul 15, 2015 at 11:14am PDT

martha interviewed bieber for interview. READ IT.

tell your boss

Tell your boss you're gonna be late and WATCH NEW EPISODES OF #HudsonValleyBallers on http://t.co/ge2tSFUCfK

— Paula Pell (@perlapell) July 15, 2015

fargo season 2

sioux falls? star-studded.

guess i'll have to toot my own tweet

i love @iamcolinquinn bc i saw him on the street once and could swear he winked at me. my boyfriend said no, he just has a facial tic :(

— Faith Lim (@flimlim) July 14, 2015

RT'd by @iamcolinquinn, duh.

show us the NOTE, BRANDY.

brandy sang a whitney song on the subway. confusing.

that's my work stop.

tweet beat

I just put some fake candles in my non-working fireplace. (That's code for dildas in my old cootre)

— Paula Pell (@perlapell) July 10, 2015

I have a theory that when Beyoncé dies it will be revealed that Blue Ivy has a SECRET first name beginning with H to make her initials HBIC

— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) July 7, 2015

flashbacks watching @julieklausner at @JoesPub last night. I didn't take any pictures but it looked like this pic.twitter.com/SGzIFrB5sO

— joel v melton (@JVMmonogram) July 14, 2015

(retweeted by @julieklausner)

get hyped for the new star wars movies

plz welcome....pLuTo!!!!1111

Pic we stayed up all night making is now part of the family portrait. There's something in my eye (h/t @zuluagajorge) pic.twitter.com/XrbrdLqeke

— Alex Parker (@Alex_Parker) July 14, 2015

read THIS.