happy birthday to the supreme leader

turning the big 3-0 (maybe)

every (impoverished / malnourished) kid gets 2.2 pounds of candy and a list of fucking chores!

today in, "did you know i'm gay"

aaron samuels from mean girls (aka jonathan bennett) is gay.

i found out from a gawker comment on an article about some other hot gay guy coming out.

“I know I am not the best looking man in the world but surely no woman could fail to be dazzled by this shirt?”

This indian guy paid 23k for a gold shirt to impress the ladies.
does it work?

"Faith: he looks pretty great to me"

sky ferreira loves fog

sounding great while singing everything is embarrassing with the roots on jimmy fallon last night via

do you want to listen to the new david bowie song?

of course you do.

just let yourself enjoy this

the new one erection direction video, "Kiss You"

when the goat screamed, i lost it

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edith with googly eyes

the internet's hottest new tumblr.

did everyone watch the season three premiere last night? thoughts?

the bitch that was sitting at my desk this weekend trying to steal my job - penelope

hey mike look at this - goat boy

 did you catch those dated pop culture references?

whitewater!
texas cadet murder!
menedez brothers!
oj simpson!

CAN A DOOR SWING OVERLAP WITH A WHEELCHAIR TURNING RADIUS???

the answer is...

YES!!!!!!!!!

you're welcome!!!!!!!1111

hey ladies!

ladies be gettin elected! <3 U Kirsten Gillibrand

let me in plz so i can eat you!

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  BBC wildlife cameraman Gordon Buchanan spent a harrowing 40 minutes inside a safety box in Svalbard in arctic Norway as a hungry bear he was shooting tried to pry the box he was in apart with its teeth and claws. The segment is airing on BBC as part of the series The Polar Bear Family & Me.

"You can go buy your own ketchup, and I promise to God, you can put as much as you want on it and nobody's going to say nothing."

a guy at a subway in a walmart in florida was menaced by the subway employee when he asked for ketchup on his philly cheese steak sub.

does subway have ketchup? via

BMF - House of Ladosha