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an informal 2pz poll

I asked a few lady 2pz contributors what lady they thought should replace old Alexandra Hamilton on the 10 dollhair bill.

Here are the responses (Editor's note, I didn't tell them I was going to tell you (blog sneak attack)):

Melissa: Harriet Tubman

Faith: Iris Apfel, RuPaul, Meryl Streep

Kylie: Whitney Houston, Terri Gross, Bea Arthur


From your mouth to the Federal Reserve's ears ladies! Who do you think it should be? Tell us in the comments.

thanks a lot for forgetting our bearthdie

well, we waited and waited for someone to wish us a happy 5 years old 2Pz day, but no one did. actually, we totally didn't notice either. but on march 9th, we turned 5. it feels like its been so much longer. you're invited to celebrate with us by revisiting the first day of 2Pz. you're welcome for everything!!

these guys are two peas in a pea pod

thx flim

what's for lunch?????

sara martin is having 2PzNaPpod for lunch!

this looks disturbingly familiar

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were you wondering what your prize was?

we won't keep you in suspense any longer.

as the 250,000 hit, Chad Lemon gets...

a date with 2Pz sometimes correspondent STARLA!!

whenever her schedule is clear, you can fly (yourself (on your own dime)) to new york city and buy her dinner and a movie. Of course Starla will choose the movie, and the dinner location. Starla has expensive taste, and many New York restaurants are cash only, so please keep this in mind.

Thank you Chad, and you're welcome.

xoxo

trouty mouth is going to be in nashville tonight

chord overstreet has been telling twitter that he is going to 12th and porter tonight to see his brother's band play.

automatic 2Pz correspondent status for anyone who goes and gets a picture of his lips.

these are more like it.

two peas : afternoon at the museum

America's Next Top 2Pz Blog Shot!

While America decides the fate of Bun-Bun (vote in the poll if you dare), we would like to announce a new internet reality competition to find our next star correspondent.

You know that old saying, "I'm tired of living next to the garden of eden, I want to live in it." Well here is your chance! 2PzNaPpod is about to host the biggest internet contest ever imagined. Best Rihanna Praise, Most Elaborate Use of Metaphor, Best Brunch Pictures, The Thomas Wilhelm Crude Humor Award; through a short series of blogging challenges, the best of the best will be divined and losers will be cast off.

If you or someone you know wants to write on the best blog that reads itself, email 2PzNaPpod@gmail.com and we will activate your posting privileges in advance of a series of zany challenges. Readers will decide your fate and only one will be, America's Next Top 2Pz Blog Shot!

gulp

According to new google advanced search features, 2PzNaPpod is written at a VERY basic reading level. According to gawker, who has compiled a list of notable websites and their scores, we may be one of the dumbest websites around. Hehehe.

Charlie's #1!

Congratulations are in order for the WINNER of the 1st Annual 2Pz Pets Halloween Costume Contest: Sour Grapes Charlie, and his human, SaraJane.

Charlie has had a rough year, and it is clear that he is well loved, so lets all give three cheers for Charlie.

Congrats buddy, that costume was ceeeeyute. Thanks to all our contestants, you all are are adorable and we love you all.

1st Annual 2pz Petz Halloween Costume Contest

Select your favorite pet costume in the poll at the top of the homepage. Thank you for all of the entries. All your pets are so cute and as far as 2PzNaPpod is concerned, they are all winners in our hearts. On that note, vote for the one that is cuter than the rest. Voting will last for one week.

Kismet is Humphrey Beargart from Casablanca

Isabella is an 80s Aerobic Instructor

Charlie is a Bunch of Sour Grapes

Maggie is a Squirrel

Bella is a Busy Bee

Gus is a Sleepy Dinosaur

Ripley is a Crabby Lobster

um, i need to speak to my lawyer... where is fitzy?

i was just innocently clicking through the internet when i came across the newest character being introduced in toy story 3 (coming out June 13), the reboot of the beloved pixar franchise. PEAS-IN-A-POD......

omgomgogmgomgomg!!!!!

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

THAT's keith olbermann discussing the 2Pz chicken story...

Visit msnbc.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy

...and THAT's the 2Pz URL displayed on national television.

i'd like to take this moment to expand my goals. we are currently in talks with the 4th hour of the today show. seriously. that's (kind of) true. in addition, i'm hoping to see our story on SNL's weekend update with seth meyers tomorrow, and the soup tonight. fingers crossed still!

thx bunz!

also... bahahaha

thanks for the shameless self promotion thomas wilhelm... i want to REPORT THIS

kanye disses 2pz

just add this: " http://kanyelicio.us/ " in front of your favorite url

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