Showing posts with label pregnant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pregnant. Show all posts

27 February 2017

01 February 2017

YAS BEY WOKE UP LIKE THIS

29 February 2012

so, snooki's pregnant.

first uma, then drew, and now this.
Snooki -- the decorous and well-marbled star of Jersey Shore -- is pregnant. Earlier this month, she denied being with child but she apparently has since brokered an Us Weekly cover to announce the news to the glossy magazine-buying world. The father is Jionni LaValle, her TV boyfriend of 18 months. She's reportedly three months along, and according to Page Six's source, MTV is "in crisis mode" because they're worried it "greatly affect the creative direction" of a planned spin-off she's supposed to star in with fellow Jersey Shore alumnus Jenni Farley (née JWoww) which was supposed to be heavy on libations and brief, pointless threats. That format is obviously going to have to be tweaked if there's a newborn involved. Or maybe not, you never know. (via)

what is starla doing today?


27 February 2012

uma's preggers!

breaking news from celebrity correspondent starla!

29 November 2011

omg y'all.

holmes is pregnant!!! follow him along his journey toward motherhood on his new blog.

CONGRATS EMBREES!!!

16 November 2011

damn.

Mariah Yeater, the 20-year-old woman who claimed that angelic pop prince Justin Bieber had impregnated her during an unromantic, 30-second statutorily rapey tryst, "quietly" dismissed her paternity suit last week, TMZ reports. (via)
i'll have to make another christmas wish.

14 November 2011

02 November 2011

biebs wants to F the S out of you.

check out this AWESOME internet rumor!
Mariah also told the court: "After walking away from the other people backstage, Justin Bieber found a place where we could be alone — a bathroom.
"We went inside and immediately his personality changed drastically. He began touching me and repeatedly said he wanted to f*ck the sh*t out of me. At the time I asked him to put a condom for protection, but he insisted that he did not want to.
"In his own words, he said that because it was his first time he wanted to feel everything."
Justin then "quickly took off my clothes," she said — and the pair had sex.
Bieber's reps strenuously deny the woman's claims, but Yeater wrote in her court declaration: "He was on top of me with my legs around him. At the time I was on top of some type of shelf. The sexual intercourse itself was brief, lasting only approximately 30 seconds." (via)
now, this lady is claiming to be the mother of justin bieber's bastard son. all i want for christmas is for this to be true.

thx starla!

03 October 2011

30 seconds of countdown

Get More: Beyoncé, MTV Shows

in case you were wondering if beyonce's pregnancy would make her give us any less crazy face, here is your assurance.

09 June 2011

07 April 2011

tina fey newz

bitch is preggers!!

which begs the question: why is her husband so tiny?

20 January 2011

frayser girls are stoopid

"It's a shame that all these girls at Frayser are pregnant, but it ain't nothing new," said Sutton. "Some girls just try to do it because they think it's cute. For some, it's an accident."

Sutton said she believes some girls are making agreements with each other to get pregnant.

"They probably plan it," she said. "Plan what they're going to do to get pregnant. No telling."

Sutton said educators need to do more to try to help prevent teen pregnancies.

"They need a class where they can teach the girls before they get pregnant to use protection and stuff," said Sutton. "And don't try to get pregnant."


no big deal. just one out of five girls in school pregnant or with babies. what?

27 December 2010

23 November 2010

BAHAha hHA hah H AHAH ha


from carly

kim's new song.


can you make it through the whole thing?

and is it just me or does she look pregnant?

UPDATE: omg she IS preggers!!
 
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