save for next year

too on the nose?

HAPPY BEARTHDAY TO JOEL

the G.O.A.T.

it ain't easy

the NYT compiled a collection of responses from female architects about the pitfalls of working in our male-dominated industry (joel). READ IT.

speaking of compost...

It's spring ya'll and people are composting, literally. Have you seen this viral video circulating today? I got many out loud chuckles out of it.

WHAT-DOG

what dog are you?

i am either a...

or a...

joel is probably a...

but maybe a...

and did you know that jazzy is a...

tell us what you are in the comments or else.

thursday vibez

me: im not doing any more work today!
if anyone tries to make me work again today, im going to forfeit this weekend's football game
Joel: LOL
me: i've created a safe space and everyone must respect it
Joel: triggers include
elevation
sketch
detail
contractor
me: hardware, bar grilles, laminate
the word "paint"
the words "diaper changing station"
Joel: proposal
contract
me: for your review. no comments, please.

joel's going to ride his bike to dinner on the UWS tonight.

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somebody found this video of me and flim from back in the day

who invited joel to the bat mitzvah...

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California Adventure, by Michael De Angelis

CALIFORNIA from Michael De Angelis on Vimeo.

joel took a walk at lunch today...

and you'll never believe what happened to him.

Happy Bearthday Joel!!!!

when you google "san francisco" and "bear" a lot of things come up...but anyhow, according to IG you are having a ton of fun over there. guess us correspondentz will hold down the fort...

directed by ms. dangles, starring ME

Joel V. Melton - Design Reel from Joel Melton on Vimeo.

I'm BAAAAAAACCKKKKKKK!

I know everyone was worried but I'm back and hopefully smarter (minus those extra brain cells I left at the bar on Saturday night). And this post is for Joel...

we have the best correspondents on the internet (not you bun-bun)

Did you know that 2PzNaPpod has 10 blogging correspondents in addition to the original Two Peas? Remember G. Animalz' funny and informative animal posts? How could you forget the two iterations of the Threadsecutioner (I already have). DJV is keeping in real in Memphis. ThomasWilhelm is still out there creeping around some dark corner of the internet, but you are better off not getting involved in his sordid browser history. Let's not forget our celebrity star stalker, Starla. For legal reasons she can't post about celebrities, but that's ok. And Bun-Bun.


I want to introduce you to our three newest correspondents. You are probably already familiar with their work:

flim - Faith and I used to work together. She is a sassy and sexy thrifting queen that lives in Queens.

Stacey McTrace - Otherwise known as my little sister Melissa, Stacey McTrace lives in Nashville and knows a thing or two about puppies. #petpetpet

Ms. Dangles - My boyfriend Mike De Angelis is a born and bred New Yorker who always surprises me with the music and videos he digs up. #diversityhire


No really, we love all of our lazy correspondents. Show them some love in the comments and never stop not reading us.
We both hope you enjoy the fresh perspectives!

Love,
Joel and Kylie

joel are you selling your iphone on ebay?

this was my jam in the 5th grade

for joel

i knew this was getting posted 5 seconds in.

i just choked on a chip at the second goat.

old us now us (4th of July edition)

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craig, joel, and melissa

you can use the comments to guess which is which.