look what you did you little jerk

 what are you doing with a soda in the museum anyway?

 This 12-year-old Taiwanese child was visiting the exhibition "Faces of Leonardo: Images of Genius" in Taipei when he accidentally tripped — drink in hand — and punched a hole into a $1.5 million dollar Italian still-life painting.

an informal 2pz poll

I asked a few lady 2pz contributors what lady they thought should replace old Alexandra Hamilton on the 10 dollhair bill.

Here are the responses (Editor's note, I didn't tell them I was going to tell you (blog sneak attack)):

Melissa: Harriet Tubman

Faith: Iris Apfel, RuPaul, Meryl Streep

Kylie: Whitney Houston, Terri Gross, Bea Arthur


From your mouth to the Federal Reserve's ears ladies! Who do you think it should be? Tell us in the comments.

2pzGifGuide - Bonus Round for Classy 2Pz Gif Givers

(perhaps only Thomas Wilhelm is in this demographic)

Marking the only time buying books online saves a real live bookstore, the St. Mark's Bookshop is hosting an online auction to raise funds for their future move out of a pricey space owned by Cooper Union. Up on the auction block are signed books from classy New York authors like Junot Diaz, Paul Auster, Patti Smith, and David Byrne. Perfect for your favorite Rockefeller or Astor descendant. Just don't bid on that signed copy of Maus by Art Spiegelman, because I've got my eye on it.

what our ceeyute president was looking at.

one million strong.

watch 12 minutes of pathetic losers

Check the TAPES!

Listening to Whitney Houston's Million Dollar Bill allllll day, thanks to Kylie, made me think of this:



So where are those receipts Diane? And you call yourself a journalist.

songs the zebra can dance to

whitney houston's "million dollar bill"

something something facebook.

Apparently there is some loophole that revealed a bunch of Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg's fb photos. They are pretty boring with the exception of this one. Here he is with his lady at my favorite pizza place in the whole world.

It's called Pinocchio's and it's basically on Harvard campus and it is SO GOOD. Look at that whale eating pizza. You're a whale, dummy!

Two delicious slices for 3.95.

#yesplz

a million biscuits

you know how there are just some movies that you watch a million times and always have the same strong reaction. i was watching billy elliot today and thought about my top 5 million biscuit movies. in no particular order:

+billy elliot

+moulin rouge

+batman

+amelie

+sister act

Has this one been posted yet?

I don't see how it got by Keeks and G.Animals