HBD eric berry!

Happy Birthday @stunt4president #BerryStrong #VFL

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get well soon! #berrystrong

stassi is my 2014 birthday spirit animal

never forget to wish kylie a happy birthday today!

y'all, it's jenny cook's bearthdie!

28 BEARS OLD!!!!!111111

gchatz w/ john

me: its my half brithday today
John: calm. down.

#thisbitch

HAPPY BEARTHDIE KEEEEKERS!!!!

HAVE SOME QUESO DIP FOR ME!!!11!1

the 10 days of my birthday zooventure

yesterday, i told you about the bronx zoo's escape artists. today is the last day before we go to the zoo!! so let's make it a good one.

please welcome....

...a DiNoSaUr!!!!!!

RAWR!!!!!!!!!!!!111111

CHOMP CHOMP!!

mooooOOOOoooooo!!!

nom nom nom.

I'M A T-REX!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHhahAHaHa hAHhaha!!!!!!!!

see everyone tOmOrRoW!!!

the 10 days of my birthday zooventure

(NEW BLOG FEATCH!!)

next weekend, in celebration of my bearthdie, we're going to the bRoNx ZoO!! for the next 10 days, i will introduce you to some of the residents that i look most forward to meeting!

today's entry : please welcome..... an oKaPi!!!

the zoo welcomed into the world a new baby okapi earlier this year, and she just made her public debut a couple of weeks ago! her name is m'bura (strikingly similar to the abbreviation for murfreesboro, which is m'boro...).

M’bura, an okapi calf revealed to the public at the Bronx Zoo last week after more than 18 months of delicate husbandry work, was stretching out her stubby zebra-striped legs before a crowd of young admirers on Thursday.

“It’s a zebra horse!” said Dagney Donaldson, 7, of Summit, N.J.

Not exactly. Okapis are the only known relative of the giraffe, but with the silhouette of an antelope. They are notoriously skittish, so adept at avoiding other animals in the wild — including other okapis — that Western researchers didn’t even document their existence until 1901.

To breed such an antisocial animal in captivity requires a mix of patience, genetic know-how and romantic savoir-faire. Potential mates are slowly and strategically introduced over weeks, and newborn calves — which do not defecate for the first month of their lives to avoid detection in the wild — are left untouched by humans to preserve the fragile mother-child bond.

So as M’bura, now a healthy 5-month-old, gallops around her shady habitat in the Bronx, zoo officials are taking a victory lap of their own. (via)

ceeeeYUTE!! can't wait to meet you, murfreesboro!!

UPDATE! a video!

jes. us. christ. 0:18.

bRiTnEy!!1

is the world really supposed to end the day before my 30th birthday? i can get on board with that.

anyway, great job brit brit. 11 biscuits!

HAPPY BEARTHDAY MARKIE!!!

it's my brother markie's bearthday y'all! he's 25 bears old!