Starla was on D-listed

ignore that in-focus mess in the foreground and check out that blurry goddess back there.

she is a witness


dont tell her i told you. chances are she will never even see this. (shhhhhh)

royal prince hotness

everyone's favorite red headed royal was staying at the wynn in las vegas and got rowdy in the pool with everyone's favorite douchebag swimmer, ryan lochte. then he got rowdy (and naked) in his suite with some trashbags he picked up in the hotel lobby. TMZ has pics. Michael K has a field day.

teen wolf on mtv is coming back soon

i know because flim forwarded me this link to a micheal k post on dlisted. but youre too busy counting abs to read this article arent you. his name is colton haynes and he is working out so hard so that you will watch him on television.

teen wolf is good.

dlisted's hot slut of the day :: julia stiles

HAH hahHAh haha hAhhaha hAHA ha

whats going on here

why would micheal k drop this gif on me with nary an explanation in the middle of an off topic post? thoughts? these to are supposed to be two peas in a pea pod but thats not what it looks like.

i see you back there ke$ha.


UPDATE: in response to the comments: you dont believe the reports of tension because rihanna skipped katy's wedding because she doesnt like russell brand because seriously who actually likes russell brand?

"the sad part is that he'll never see how cute he is"

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mom says maybe thats why we love dogs so much, because the aren't so self centered.

bundle of joy?

word on the street (ok magazine) is that rachel zoe is preggers, or as michael k says "eating for one." i imagine this has something to do with brad's departure from the team. if she is taking time off, he might as well be working for himself.

i dont want to be crass but this prospect seems ripe for a miscarriage.

chuck bass

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Yo Gabba Gabba! : Solange

from dlisted

einstein!

the world's smallest foal!

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the day i touched the internet

dlisted, obv.

betty white, lifetime achiever

Okay, okay, so let's fart about last night's Saggy Awards, but only because they honored Betty White as the greatest living organism in the known universe. Betty, whose delicious eyebrows are made out of melted caramel, was given the lifetime achievement award for entertaining us for the past 300 years (or something). dlisted

as it turns out, hating IS my occupation

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daily ri ri

i have a lot to cover in todays daily ri ri.

1) she went shopping (last year) in paris wearing chris brown pants.

2) she wandered around in new york (pictured at left)

3) she made a britney spears reference about the media frenzy she experienced in the aftermath of the assault.

4) in the same interview (glamour) rihanna discusses being emBEARassed and hurt when her beat face got leaked on the internet, and how she feels that domestic violence is kept as a shameful secret, and she feels empowered by being able to speak out on the topic.

5) i was on itunes to preview the bonus tracks on the glee soundtrack and i stumbled across the Rated R tracklist that is posted below. i cant wait to hear what Mad House sounds like. and i think that stupid in love is a shout out to my homegirl Beyonce.

is whitney ok?

i hope so

im dumbfounded

dlisted showed this to me today. its a little girl from peru who covered britney spears' toxic video shot for shot. im equal parts revolted and envious

thx ______!

thx Michael K for bringing this animal to my attention. thats a puppy pony.

dog families

todays hot sluts of the day on dlisted are these two adorable pups who have a story that will warm your heart.

they were abandoned and taken to a rescue in the UK where it was discovered that Clyde (on the right) is blind. when he loses his way, Bonnie takes the lead and Clyde rests his head on her back. don't you just love them?

Dlisted - be very afraid

ever wanted to know what michael k, the writer of Dlisted is like in real life?

according to this interview, if you read the blog, what you see is what you get.

i was looking for a picture for this post and came across another very similar interview. so read it again!