here, starla.

here's your dumb boyfriend pretending to be a nirvana album cover for ESPN magazine.

royal prince hotness

everyone's favorite red headed royal was staying at the wynn in las vegas and got rowdy in the pool with everyone's favorite douchebag swimmer, ryan lochte. then he got rowdy (and naked) in his suite with some trashbags he picked up in the hotel lobby. TMZ has pics. Michael K has a field day.

starla's boyfriend may be illiterate.

check out some of his twitters:

starla's boyfriend ryan lochte slipped on a patriotic diamond grill after he won a gold medal

werk it ryan.

get out your umbrellas, here come the london olympics

are you going to watch the danny boyle directed opening ceremonies? are you looking forward to watching ryan lochte swim around in a speedo? during the booze cruise i got some advice from olympian erin donohue and she recommended that i set my sights on the shooting and archery sports or maybe sailing for Rio 2016.i've always wanted to go to brazil so i might as well let the US Olympic committee foot the bill, and BRING HOME THE GOLD.

i digress, lets get excited about london (someone has to).
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my favorite olympian

I am so over the winter olympics. Bring back the hot swimmers, specifically my boyfriend Ryan Lochte. Enough with this ice dancing bullshit.