the worst lady in the world, ann coulter.

you might've heard that ann coulter called president obama a "retard" after monday's debate. here's a letter written by a special olympian with down syndrome to that hateful b-word.

kimmel trix

you can't invite that bitch anywhere.

i've had several reports that that sl_t-c_nt (as joel so aptly described her while watching the grammys), taylor swift, is making everyone's chrome crash, mine included.

so i'm taking her bitch-ass off our blog. you're welcome.

little franco.

james franco's brother stars in this music video for the cults' 'go outside', along with some dumb bitch that's related to julia roberts.

quotes from raccoons.

"You get more insight as you get older, on everything," said world's oldest 17-year-old Taylor Momsen. "I kind of woke up one morning and was like, 'Oh I see what's happening, I get everything.' I woke up and was like, 'I get it, I'm a product.'" (via)

woah.

way-ull-st. obviously....proven witch christine o'donnell and her campaign thinks you're some kind of idiot, drunk on 3 month-old internet phenomena. she just released this commercial, which feels like a paranormal activity 2 trailer, until they bring in the big guns:

"hide your will, hide your lights, 'cause he's taxin' everything out here."

that's right. the dumb bitch thinks we're going to be won over by a subtle nod to song of the summer, "the bed intruder song" by soon to be legendary hip hop artist, antoine dodson, which features the fantastic lyrics:

"hide your kids, hide your wife, hide your kids, hide your wife. and hide your husband, 'cause they rapin' errybody out here."



you are so dumb, christine. you are really dumb.

not spells.

this time, i believe you.

you witch. but i wish you'd quit comparing yourself to me. we are nothing alike.

nothing!

elisabeth hasselbeck is so smug

fuck you.

Heidi Montag Says No to Plastic from Heidi Montag

for john.

a slideshow of taylor swift pretending to be surprised she won something.

rulez is rulez.

check out this six-page-long dress code issued to a sorority at cornell. (i wanted to find a picture of some really classy sorority girls, but that google image search became real NSFW real fast.)

thx liz!