i finally found out what the rio cauldron lighting looked like

Let the games begin. pic.twitter.com/YVaamT8eTE

— Dave Pell (@davepell) August 5, 2016

who doesn't want to look beautiful, but IT'S NOT NATURAL

UPDATE: Amy Schumer weighs in

ever heard of a disco clam?

you won't believe the stuff that goes on in this article:

In an experiment, Dougherty put a mantis shrimp in the same tank as a disco clam and monitored the animals’ activity. But as she quickly learned, the bivalve was not to be bullied. Once attacked by the shrimp, the clam spewed acidic mucus at the crustacean, disarming the shrimp and sending it into a catatonic state. Upon further investigation, Dougherty and her team found that the clam’s fleshy lips were laced with sulfuric acid, a substance commonly found in car batteries and drain decloggers. (via)

Ke$ha + The Flaming Lips

2012 (you must be upgraded)

i would probably put this on the cornhole playlist. and THAT is a compliment.

trouty mouth - glee

so so good. original songs worked for me. what did you think?

and also this...

via

ctm.

''No I have not seen your lipstick,''
Why would you even ask me that? I'm insulted! Every time something goes missing around here, everybody looks at me! For your information, I don't even wear that shade.
It doesn't flatter my complexion and it tastes terrible....... oops.

from MOM!

johnny weir speaks

"I'm always thought of as the sparkly flamboyant character that wore a crown of roses...nobody knows me. I think masculinity is what you believe it to be. To me, masculinity is all my perception. I think masculinity and femininity is something that's very old fashioned. There's a whole new generation of people that aren't defined by their sex or their race or who they like to sleep with. I think as a person you know what your values are and what you believe in and I that''s the most important thing."

preach sister, preach. i think this guy is GREAT!

flaming lips cover madonna

The flaming lips Borderline
by cringer