fridayz w/o flim

click here for baboon meme madness!

who doesn't want to look beautiful, but IT'S NOT NATURAL

UPDATE: Amy Schumer weighs in

this little baby needs all the help he can get

hahaha paris hilton, a monkey, some deer, and a banana

Poor sweet deer getting bullied by a monkey for a banana. 🍌🐒

A video posted by Paris Hilton (@parishilton) on Jan 27, 2015 at 11:27am PST

enjoy your weekend

Your inspiration for the week: Budi the orangutan is recovering after almost a year of neglect http://t.co/kLUpn6EKXx pic.twitter.com/pXv3ABCWNr

— Mashable (@mashable) January 23, 2015

important!

According to various reports, a very fashionably dressed monkey was found wandering around an Ikea in Toronto. Apparently, the monkey, who was wearing a shearling coat and a diaper, was brought to the store by his owners and left in the car while they went inside. But, as you might have guessed from his coat, this wasn't your regular, run-of-the-mill monkey, content to stay in the car while his owners had all the shopping fun. (via)

RIP monkey

nnnooooOOOOooOOoOooooo!!!!!1111111111

what happens if you pay 2 monkey a different amount for the same job?

you'll find out. what you dont see is that later in the video, nsikan administers both monkeys a deadly stroke.

twosie tuezdie!

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memphis zoo monkey attack

This is at the cafe inside the Memphis Zoo. The manager of the cafe told me that the alpha male monkey noticed me the second I walked in the door and started going crazy, because, as the alpha male, he feels threatened by tall males. So she told me to go stand by the window and turn my back on him and that he would "attack" me...

you're no puppy.

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good lord.

ZANESVILLE, Ohio — Law enforcement officials in Ohio on Wednesday said they believed they had captured all but three of the animals that escaped from an exotic animal preserve after the owner of the property released the animals before he fatally shot himself.

At least 25 animals — including lions, wolves, bears and at least one tiger — were shot and killed by deputies and other law enforcement personnel armed with assault rifles to prevent the animals from attacking humans, said Sheriff Matt Lutz of Muskingum County.

At least one of the fleeing animals — it was unclear which species — was struck by a vehicle on a highway adjacent to the 46-acre preserve, and one of the monkeys kept at the compound was killed by a lion, officials said. (via)

what a shitshow!!

thx deej.

the monkey and the puppy

via playtime is the best time

tiny monkey bear with umbrella

from kirby

humaning

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this is what twosie tuesdays are supposed to look like.

Completely at ease with each other, the chimp's motherly instincts took over as she attentively bottle fed the baby tiger. Aorn gratefully lapped up the milk as Do Do tenderly held the tiger in her arms, as if they were literally mother and child. (via)

i don't even like monkeys, but you can't argue with that lap-stretch.

thx melissa!

selfies in nature.

srsly, this monkey stole a nature photographer's camera and went to town with it. i can't even believe it.

Hey Miss USA, should Evolution be taught in school?

This is long but it is really interesting. I guess I didn't realize that people were still contentious about this. I guess I assumed that after the pope said evolution was cool with him, people would calm down.

Here's a quote that sums up almost every contestant's bet-hedging answer: "im personally a christian so I believe the Bible's version, but you can't push opinions or beliefs onto children so they need to know every side that's out there." Brittany York, North Carolina

I make a living pushing opinions and beliefs on children.

best friends for EVER

you may remember Suryia and Roscoe from a previous post on this blog (which i cant seem to find). now they have cowritten a book!

look at how suryia tries to get roscoe to eat a banana! omfg.

is this what james franco has been so busy studying in school?