this is what it felt like when i found out joel had watched 'frozen' three times without me

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netflix rex

you guys, netflix just released season one of the french horror series "the returned" and i watched the first ep last night and it is good!!!

wes anderson horror film

from SNL. ceeyute.

shark week hijinks

add this to the list of horrors of living in new york.

Just after midnight this morning riders on a Queens-bound N train in New York City — who are fairly used to seeing bizarre things on the subway — were greeted by the ripe, fishy smell of a dead shark. To be clear, there was an actual shark lying on the floor under the subway car's seat. (via)

Actually, subway riders were debating which props were okay to add to a photo of a dead shark. Apparently cigarettes, red bull cans and metro cards are in good taste. "I do think it's disrespectful to do certain things to dead shark corpses," said Juan D. Cano, another Gothamist tipster. "But adding a MetroCard under its fin is not disrespectful."

your daily nightmare

did you know 2Pz is a horror blog now?

When entomologist and bee removal expert Jonathan Simkins was alerted to the presence of a larger-than-average yellow jacket wasp nest on privately-owned hunting ground in Central Florida, he expected to have his work cut out for him.

But he certainly never expected to find himself battling to the death against the Mother of All Wasp Nests.

"I have never seen a nest this large in my entire life," Simkins told WFLA. "This is the prehistoric nest from the dinosaur ages."

An everyday nest, Simkins says, might contain anywhere between 1,000 to 5,000 insects. The Jurassic nest, by comparison, may have contained "more than a million."

Simkins set out to eliminate the six-by-eight-foot beast, only to find himself being attacked by countless worker wasps.

"I have to be honest with you, I was terrified at one point," he told the local NBC affiliate, "and there were several times that I had to pull out and get a breather. My heart rate was racing, I had hundreds of them on my veil." (via)

thousands of queens.