wtf happened.

fix it.

gosh, what an idiot.

general stanley mcchrystal is going to the white house today to talk to president obama. have you heard about this dummy? he's the one in charge of our whole afghanistan war, and the architect of obama's new policy over there. so, some rolling stone reporter follows him around afghanistan for a while, and he just shoots off at the mouth the entire time, saying mean things about president barack obama and everyone else he can think of. so it all gets printed and now everyone knows. he did give hillary a nice compliment. so that's something.

well, now it's time to pay the fiddler kitty on the hot tin rooftop. he's prepared a letter of resignation, jic he needs it.

anyway, time to watch the soccer vols.

UPDATE: Gen. David Petraeus has been been tapped by President Obama to replace Gen. Stanley McChrystal as the top U.S. commander in Afghanistan, according to a top Obama national security source.

McChrystal has been relieved of his position as the top U.S. commander in Afghanistan, a top national security source says. (via)

omg that's racist!

yhgtbkm

glen beck is letting the purblic choose the cover for his new book, the overton window, a novel which manifests many of beck's hysterical delusions about the state of the US. and boy are these covers insane. i think these two are the craziest (is that a male statue of liberty??? why are there 3 washington monuments??? that doesn't work with l'enfant's plan at all!!!) :



[see more here] [beck's website]

that's not cool, maura b jacobson!

you will never believe what nymag crossword puzzle creator, maura b. jacobson did to me this week!

clue: fergie's first name

i had : S _ _ _ _

now, i got real excited because i happen to know that fergie of the black eyed peas is really named STACY ferguson. so i just finished that one out and moved on. but then, i started running in to troubs all around this answer. eventually i realized that there is no way this could be the answer....even though i KNOW i was right.

after two days of walking the streets mumbling to myself and cursing maura, it occurred to me this morning that there is that OTHER fergie. and her name is SARAH.

how infuriating. f u, maura. you smug bitch. (jk, i love you and your crossword puzzles)

what the.

she's just jelly.
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