nErD aLeRt!

eh.

here, starla.

here's your dumb boyfriend pretending to be a nirvana album cover for ESPN magazine.

corgis with problems

this one won't fetch without his blankie this one is allergic to ice. dummy.

omf what an idiot.

check out watson. he's such a dummy.

ctmol.

how emBEARassing.

A black bear cub who became affectionately known as "jarhead" after a plastic container got stuck on its head can eat and drink again after experts removed it.

The clear container was removed from the six-month-old cub's head after it had been wedged on for at least 10 days. The cub poked its head into the jar when digging through rubbish in a central Florida neighbourhood.

Biologists said the animal was days away from death because the jar made it impossible for it to eat or drink.

The team had to tranquillise the mother bear and then grab the cub to remove the container from its head.

The subdued mother was then put in a trap, and the cubs followed. After she awoke and nursed the cubs, the bears were moved to a less populated area nearby. (via)

what an idiot. that one in the front looks a little too okay with the fact that his brother is starving to death.

 thx allyson!

gosh, what an idiot.

general stanley mcchrystal is going to the white house today to talk to president obama. have you heard about this dummy? he's the one in charge of our whole afghanistan war, and the architect of obama's new policy over there. so, some rolling stone reporter follows him around afghanistan for a while, and he just shoots off at the mouth the entire time, saying mean things about president barack obama and everyone else he can think of. so it all gets printed and now everyone knows. he did give hillary a nice compliment. so that's something.

well, now it's time to pay the fiddler kitty on the hot tin rooftop. he's prepared a letter of resignation, jic he needs it.

anyway, time to watch the soccer vols.

UPDATE: Gen. David Petraeus has been been tapped by President Obama to replace Gen. Stanley McChrystal as the top U.S. commander in Afghanistan, according to a top Obama national security source.

McChrystal has been relieved of his position as the top U.S. commander in Afghanistan, a top national security source says. (via)

oil-covered foot in mouth

did you guys hear about the BP spokesman who referred to gulf residents affected by the life-ruining oil spill as the "small people"?

“We care about the small people. I hear comments sometimes that large oil companies, or greedy companies, don’t care. But that is not case in BP, we care about the small people.” (via)

how rude.

This evening, Mr. Svanberg issued a statement saying he was “very sorry” for speaking “clumsily.”

“What I was trying to say — that BP understands how deeply this affects the lives of people who live along the Gulf and depend on it for their livelihood — will best be conveyed not by any words but by the work we do to put things right for the families and businesses who’ve been hurt,” the statement said. (via)

omg ctm gmab!

of course that giant oil condom didn't work! and you know what that means... time to head on down to your neighborhood duane reade and pick up some plan b!

In a radio interview with local radio station WWL, Admiral Thad Allen—recently appointed by President Obama as the National Incident Commander overseeing the recovery efforts in the Gulf—said the backup plan is to "clog it up like you would clog up a toilet" using things like "chopped up tires, pieces of rubber, golf balls" and other clogging agents. (via)

golf balls! we are sooooo sca-rewed.

bonus link: photos from the gulf. thx dale!

omg kill me now.

why did i get this in an email?

and why should i care?

that's dumb.

It's no longer possible to purchase an iPhone from AT&T's online store if you live in New York City, and as of right now, the carrier isn't saying why. Making matters worse, some online customer service reps have apparently gone rogue in providing explanations to curious would-be customers and the occasional inquisitive blogger -- the Consumerist was told that NYC wasn't "ready for the iPhone," and a few others (including us) were fed a line about credit card fraud causing a ban on online sales. (via)

re: fraudulent lyrics

miley,

i hate you. in general. but i really enjoyed your latest song 'party in the usa'. and i won't lie, you gained just an iota of respect from me when you mentioned how much you like jay-z songs. however, it has come to my attention that you are a hateful lying bitch.

"I picked that song 'cause I needed something to go with my clothing line, I didn’t write it," she tells some creepy guy that interviewed her backstage before a concert. "I've never even heard a Jay-Z song."
-miley cyrus

all has been undone.

hate forever,
kylie

blog sneak attack!

Joel: i cant see the jazzy pic

is just shows up as a black box

and im real confused since margoxx loved it so much

me: thats the joke

you dum dum