what did thomas wilhelm do on christmas day?

just popped out to the mobile walgreens for some last minute presents...in a TORNADUH!!

well happy st patty's day i guess.

this is where thomas wilhelm is from.

mobile (alabama) news!

THEODORE, Ala. (AP) — At least 100 people were sickened Monday and scores more were forced to hide inside their homes and a school after as much as 800 gallons of ammonia leaked from an Alabama plant that freezes chickens and ships them worldwide. (via)

how tasteless.

mobile's in troubz

Life on the prized white sands of Dauphin Island, a barrier island guarding the mouth of Mobile Bay, is proceeding on two tracks right now. While National Guard troops and scores of laborers in hazmat gear and gloves fortify the island for the coming war on oil (the hay, it turns out, is meant to absorb encroaching sheen), vacationers kite-surf and loll about barefoot, peering at the heavy helicopter traffic through their bird-watching binoculars.
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“Tarballs DO NOT pose a health risk to the average person,” the bureau said in an informative Web advisory. “However, beachgoers are advised not to pick them up if they encounter any on the beach.” (via)