Showing posts with label nazis. Show all posts
Showing posts with label nazis. Show all posts
28 January 2015
28 February 2012
the poor douchebag who poored beer on german chancellor angela merkel
ive got a nazi joke on the tip of my tongue here, someone help me out. via.
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accident,
beer,
crack-em-up-jokes,
germany,
nazis
25 September 2011
Third Time's the Charm!
Get ready for WWIII!!!! I'll give you one guess as to whom it might start with. Give up? It's the Germans...again.Germans are scared that if the European Central Bank starts printing more money to keep Greece solvent, they'll be unable to resist their old Nazi habits. Following WWI, the German Central Bank began printing extra money to pay domestic debts and reparations, and many Germans believe the resulting hyperinflation allowed the Nazi Party to seize power. Poland's Finance Minister is shaking in his wooden shoes (Polish people wear wooden shoes right?) saying that a collapse of the Euro Zone and the European Union could lead to widespread political instability and war in 10-20 years.
Not helping matters is Silvio Berlusconi who referred to German Chancellor Angela Merkel as an "unfuckable lard-ass". that.is.an.actual.quote. Honestly I've gotta say, after being called that I'm not so sure I would blame her if she became a lady Hitler.
Anyway, you should probably start stockpiling guns, composting your poop, and turn your bathtub into a tilapia farm/hydroponic garden because if the Mayan apocalypse doesn't come in 2012, the German's will be waiting in 2021. Either way, we're all screwed.
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Labels:
apocalypse,
germany,
italy,
kitties,
nazis,
polack,
scared2death,
stephen colbert,
unfuckable,
war
19 May 2011
06 March 2011
04 May 2010
24 February 2010
i want that.
Labels:
design,
england,
i want that,
nazis,
poster
14 April 2009
'a couple types of gout'
police are currently arresting this old timey nazi who's been layin' low in the cleve since WW2. he's being deported back to germany, charged with involvement in the murder of 29,000 in a polish prison camp. he's 89, looks like will ferrell's harry caray, and has a lot of weird health problems. (cnn)
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