herstory!

talkin' bout it.

love love love her.

schmidt doing travolta doing shapiro

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wow wow wowowowowow wow.

the amazing acro-cats

truly amazing.

kendrick lamar on colbert

kiss the cook

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who's gonna miss stephen colbert? who loves jane fonda and gloria steinem more?

sarah koenig on colbert

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well, it's not chelsea.

here is your late show david letterman successor. he's a pretty cool white dude, but still a white dude.

pelosi on colbert

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adorable.

colbert + sendak

completely delightful. part 2.

and look, TERRY GROSS!!

this is a wonderful time to remind you of that time terry gross interviewed maurice sendak and made all of america weep.

thx g!

Third Time's the Charm!

Get ready for WWIII!!!!  I'll give you one guess as to whom it might start with.  Give up?  It's the Germans...again.

Germans are scared that if the European Central Bank starts printing more money to keep Greece solvent, they'll be unable to resist their old Nazi habits.  Following WWI, the German Central Bank began printing extra money to pay domestic debts and reparations, and many Germans believe the resulting hyperinflation allowed the Nazi Party to seize power.  Poland's Finance Minister is shaking in his wooden shoes (Polish people wear wooden shoes right?) saying that a collapse of the Euro Zone and the European Union could lead to widespread political instability and war in 10-20 years.

Not helping matters is Silvio Berlusconi who referred to German Chancellor Angela Merkel as an "unfuckable lard-ass".  that.is.an.actual.quote.  Honestly I've gotta say, after being called that I'm not so sure I would blame her if she became a lady Hitler.

Anyway, you should probably start stockpiling guns, composting your poop, and turn your bathtub into a tilapia farm/hydroponic garden because if the Mayan apocalypse doesn't come in 2012, the German's will be waiting in 2021.  Either way, we're all screwed.

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stephen colbert visits jack white.

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in NASHVILLE!

colbert on palin's revere account

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really great. stick around til the end.

ctm.

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during last week's budget freakshow, john kyl, the senator of the most hateful state in america, arizona, stated on the floor of congress that abortions were over 90% of what planned parenthood does. which, of course, is wildly inaccurate. when called out, his office issued a response: that statistic was "not intended to be a factual statement."

stephen colbert makes an example of him via twitter.

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ceeyute!

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andy cohen and stephen colbert re-enact that fight from real housewives between bethenny and kelly. it's wonderful.

watch this.

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he totes deserves it.

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fox news anchor and complete idiot, glenn beck seems to have become an issue for companies advertising on the network. several major advertisers have recently requested that their ads not be run during his program.

here's a collection of statements:

• Allergan (maker of Restasis): "We reviewed our commercial schedule, and based on your feedback, we've put any programming featuring Glenn Beck on our "do not air" list. This means that you will no longer see any Restasis ads during programming featuring Glenn Beck. Thanks again for bringing this to our attention."
• Ally Bank (a unit of GMAC Financial Services): "Ally advertises on a broad spectrum of programs to reach our potential customers. Our advertising is not an endorsement of editorial content on any program. We have ceased to advertise on the Glenn Beck program."
• Best Buy
• Broadview Security: "Given the considerations, we have requested of Fox News not to include us in the rotation that would have our commercials running on Glenn Beck's show."
• CVS: "While advertising on Fox is part of our communication plan, we had not requested time on Glenn Beck's show specifically. We have instructed our advertising agency to inform Fox to ensure Glenn Beck's program is not part of our advertising plan."
• Re-Bath: "...We are no longer airing our commercials on the Glenn Beck Show..."
• Travelocity: "We did not specifically place our ad on the show. We buy ads in bulk and then they are placed somewhat randomly. However, we have now specifically asked that our ads do not appear during this show."
• Wal-Mart: "Walmart today confirmed the retailer pulled ads from the Glenn Beck show on August 3rd,"

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