YAS BEST BEACH IN USA

Come visit me at America's Best Beach!

“Powder white sand so soft and so white — almost 100 percent pure quartz crystal! Water is emerald green, clean and clear,” Stephen “Dr. Beach” Leatherman wrote of his No. 1 pick. “Very safe beach that is hundreds of yards wide, perfect for families.”

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this video perfectly captures my feelings about thomas wilhelm.

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i am number four

this trailer is pretty unremarkable, but i thought it was interesting within the context of this article i read in nymag last week. apparently disgraced memoirist james frey has founded this "fiction factory" with naive and impressionable young writers to churn out young adult fiction to sell like hotcakes and make oodles of money. also, LOOK its quinn from glee!

GD racist-ass liberal media

the commie loving new york times is spreading scandalous lies about dreamy cam newton, in a transparent effort to curtail his chances of winning the heisman. they claim kenny rogers (i'm sure that's the chicken guy) was shopping cam around to different universities for 180,000 dollars, and that urban meyers leak information to the press about his alleged academic misconducts at the university of florida. in reality, newton left florida not because he was caught cheating, but because flamboyant christian tim tebow was going to overshadow him with all of his flashy abortion commercials. it's a pack of lies, i tell ya'.

cam is brushing off all the vicious lies saying, "I’m not going to let any of this be a distraction to this team...and I look forward to the rest of the season.” that's right! WE'RE NUMBER TWO!!! WAR EAGLE!!!

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we're #1! we're #1!

after defeating LSPoo, the auburn tigers are now ranked number one in the nation!!!


this picture from espn was captioned "auburn tops LSU." yeah we did!