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the voice report

well well well, the stylists at the voice certainly took pantone's 2015 color of the year very seriously. everyone in the top 5 was basically dressed in head-to-toe chicken marsala.


lets begin where it ended, the last performance by chris jamison, dressed as mentioned. he's singing bruno mars' "when i was your man", which is confusing because bruno mars is clearly a lady.


hands down, my fave performance of the night was taylor john's take on taylor swift's hit "blank space". as you can see, he's also wearing chicken marsala.


and damien, who i've always said sings flawlessly but is boring, finally did something i could get behind. and that is a pAuLa CoLe cover!!!! omg i just loooooooved it.

watch them all at the voice's youtube channel. gawker recap here!

tonight, two more will be cut. then they will add back someone from the top 12, based on america's vote. it better be a woman (not you, sugar joans).

the color of the year is chicken marsala

RT @pantone: It’s here! The @WSJ announces the Pantone Color of the Year for 2015 is #Marsala http://t.co/nT9wwTznu3 pic.twitter.com/uPjZ6cC3EO

— Knoll, Inc. (@Knoll_Inc) December 5, 2014

turbaconepic

thanks jameson.

GD racist-ass liberal media

the commie loving new york times is spreading scandalous lies about dreamy cam newton, in a transparent effort to curtail his chances of winning the heisman. they claim kenny rogers (i'm sure that's the chicken guy) was shopping cam around to different universities for 180,000 dollars, and that urban meyers leak information to the press about his alleged academic misconducts at the university of florida. in reality, newton left florida not because he was caught cheating, but because flamboyant christian tim tebow was going to overshadow him with all of his flashy abortion commercials. it's a pack of lies, i tell ya'.

cam is brushing off all the vicious lies saying, "I’m not going to let any of this be a distraction to this team...and I look forward to the rest of the season.” that's right! WE'RE NUMBER TWO!!! WAR EAGLE!!!

[lies]

RIP the hills + captain phil

i'm a day behind, BUT... last night, i watched two things:

first, i watched the hills finale, which was a hot mess. i don't believe for one second that chicken tetrazzini even stepped foot on a plane to europe. i also don't believe for one second that the show was in any way fake. you can't fool me, brody jenner! I KNOW IT WAS ALL REAL! you guys are my friends! you wouldn't lie to me. i miss you already.

then, i watched the deadliest catch. and speaking of real, one of the main characters, captain phil harris, died of complications from a stroke. this was the conclusion of a four episode build-up, and i'm relieved that we finally made it. jicydak, phil asked the crew to keep the cameras rolling, and i think discovery channel kept it pretty classy in their depiction of his death. oof, i just cried and cried.

the internet is a-buzz with discussions of reality tv's first real death. most agree that the show is to be commended for its discretion, authenticity and sensivity in handling the matter. the episode was the highest rated for the d-est c, and third highest of any discovery program, with about 8.5 million viewers,

on a side note, captain phil's death was watched by 5.5 more millions than the hills finale, which aired during the d-est c's after show, which drew 5.6 million, which was still 2.6 more millions than the hills finale.

no one else can feel it for you.

one ep left y'all. don't forget to watch, tomorrow night! word on the street is LC and whitney are gonna show up. but maybe just the after show.

Chicken and Pickles

I heard a rumor that Chick-fil-A would be handing out some sandwiches in NYC this Friday, but apparently the website for Cow Appreciation Day is getting too many hits for me to confirm this rumor. If y'all hear anything, let me know.

basically, your dog is a fruit salad.

I blame Australia

Last time I was locked in the hospital, I had to watch Titans games online, and to do so I streamed from an Australian Channel. They had a product that I found amusing, disgusting, and delicious looking at the same time. Well, don't fret my fellow Americans. We are just over 4 days away from that product (or something similar to it) being available on this side of the world. Introducing the KFC Double Down.

The gambling reference is a little 2005, but I'll still roll the dice on that heart attack.

first person tetris

this is a spatial orientation twist on traditional tetris. makes your brain ache.

the hills are REAL!

justin bobby is one of my favorite people on all of the television. and according to the internet, he got his cellphonez jacked and someone typed up all the text messages for our viewing pleasure! this has just made my day.

To Audrina: Where are you?
From Audrina: I'm sitting on the deserted roof of a hotel surrounded by fairy lights. It's a completely natural setting. Where are you?
To Audrina: I'm on my way over.
From Audrina: Why? What do you have to say?
To Audrina: I don't know what to feel or say.
To Audrina: There is nothing better than Audrina Patridge.
From Audrina: OK, I'll see you soon. But if you smell like Kristin, I'm leaving.
To Audrina: Nah, baby, it's not like that. If I wanted a girlfriend, I would totally love you.

To Kristin: Haha. I'm hanging out with Audrina. How's Brody now?
From Kristin: Jesus, Justin. Grow up.


thx g!

in honor of the hills premiere last night.

starring chicken tetrazzini.

kristin callavari = chicken tetrazzini