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miley and all of your favorite drag queenz introduced her weird new flaming lips album at the VMAs last night.

my goodness gracious.

ummm, david lynch is writing and directing new episodes of twin peaks for showtime

have you seen the original? mike and i watched it a few years ago, it is super weird television stuff. via.

this is totally bizarre.

celine being celine.

tilda swinton is a cuckoo pants

"Museum staff doesn't know she's coming until the day of, but she's here today," a museum source told Gothamist (who also took some fun photos.) The performance, titled The Maybe, will remain "unannounced" and "random" and will last for a full day when it happens. Swinton (who's done this before in London and Rome) hasn't said anything about the piece, and MoMA's official comments only confirmed that there would be "no published schedule for its appearance, no artist's statement released, no museum statement beyond this brief context, no public profile or image issued. Those who find it chance upon it for themselves, live and in real — shared — time: now we see it, now we don't." via

jeopardy justin strikes again

alex let them freestyle on the "getting to know you" segment. and once again, this guy took the opportunity to weird everybody out.

he later inexplicably uttered the phrase "you better check yourself before you trebek yourself."

remember?

going rogue.

the blog turned italic, and i don't know why.

ryan gosling is hot duh

“I’m not that good looking. I think I’m a pretty weird-looking guy. Every role I got up until ‘The Notebook’ [in 2004] was the weirdo, freak, psychopath, nerd, outsider character guy. I think things have changed." via

yeah!

i wish i could show the same enthusiasm for your new robot movie, hugh jackman!

It's Definitely Not His Birt'day

Harmony Korine teamed up with fashion brand Proenza Schouler (is that a Chloe reference or what?) to make this disturbing short film titled Snowballs. Lauren Santo Domingo used the phrase "crystal meth trailer park" to describe it, and while I didn't know who she was until a few seconds ago, I have to agree with her.
 
The film features clothing from the PS fall line which is inspired by Native American culture, specifically Navajo Textiles, and the warbonnets – a one-dimensional and racist flourish compared to the subtlety of the clothes – were added by Korine.

I think it's beautiful, but meaningless and weird as hell.  Also, that squeaky little voice is really grating.


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sufjan stevens rap sample

i just heard this song on spotify, and i was all "that sounds familiar..."



i like it. i also really like his dance moves.

(side note : he is friends with wiz khalifa and they both went to leigh anne's high school. in pittsburgh, the crown jewel of pennsylvania if you don't count philadelphia.)

duh-RAH-maaaaaaaaa

watch teabagger christine o'donnell walk out of an interview.

honestly, he is kind of acting like a dush.

nErD aLeRt!

melissa's airplane co-passenger

Melissa: There's a corgi on my plane to Santa Fe!!!
Me: What's her name?
Melissa: That's pharoh, He's trained to wake up his sleeping owner if she is sleeping too long
Me: No fucking way
Melissa; Yep. That puppy was runnin some peeps over in the aisle

tiger roar?

AUBURN, Ala. -- Prince William's life could be looking very different if he had accepted an honorary Auburn football scholarship offered to him at birth.

Shortly after he arrived in the world in June 1982, then-AU football coach Pat Dye sent a personal invitation to the newest British royal and future king to become a Tiger in his late teens.
The remarkable invitation was brought to light in the Spring 2011 edition of Auburn Athletics Department magazine Tiger Roar, the Alabama newspaper the Press-Register reported Monday.

"The world celebrated when Princess Diana gave birth to Prince William on June 21, 1982. On that day, as now, the future King of England received the prayers and good wishes from people the world over, Auburn included," former Auburn athletics director David Housel wrote in the all-sports quarterly.

"Shortly after William's birth, Coach Pat Dye sent the future king an honorary Auburn football scholarship, as official as any honorary scholarship could be, signed by Coach Dye himself, sealed and delivered," Housel explained. (via)

thx melissa!

have you heard of hunkamania?

maybe we can get starla to write a 2pz review after she goes there tonight.

what a tsunami looks like.

japanese people make weird noises when they're scared. (via)

amanda lear is an odd duck

what are the odds?

i was just listening to radio kylie, and the song "money for nothing" by the dire straits came on. as i was reminiscing about the dawn of MTV and music videos, i was shocked to hear some very offensive language in a song that we've all heard so many times. they are as follows:

The little faggot with the earring and the makeup

Yeah buddy, that's his own hair

That little faggot got his own jet airplane

That little faggot he's a millionaire

isn't that weird?! the song was written by mark knopfler and sting, of all people.

anyway, i got to googling and you'll never believe it but just YESTERDAY, canada banned the song from radio! how come canada and i have never noticed those lyrics in the 26 years they've been around until just now?

ok, just needed to tell someone about this. thanks for listening.

bonus link : this was the next song on radio kylie.