what is kismet doing?

this is the easter basket where we keep kismets toys when they arent in use. today he tried to climb into the basket and it tumped him over. 

he was bashful following his tumping

team bethenny

“Have you ever seen a building implode? You don’t say anything, you just watch it quietly crumble.” —Bethenny Frankel, on how she kept a straight face during her insane arguments with Kelly Killoren Bensimon on The Real Housewives of New York City

from a fun article about our fave housewife in NYT.

how DARE you

the nytimes needs to watch its mouth or its going to get open hand slapped!

vodka soda 4 life!

speaking of tv shows...

there's a new one premiering on vh1 tonight. it stars one of 2Pz's favorite d-list celebs, tiffany pollard aka new york, of flavor of love and i love new york fame. her new show is called new york goes to work! it promises to be h2d. the premise is this: viewers vote every week on which day-job new york should try out. this week's options are ranch hand, baker, or exterminator. oooohhhhh i hope its exterminator!

tune it at 10pm EST on vh1! but not at the expense of the hills, oc.

speaking of grizzly bearz...

i've been meaning to tell you guys about this new show on ani-pani (animal planet). it's called 'stranger among bears' and it is riveting.

it profiles a crazy old man who built a cabin in the woods of alaska and started feeding bears because he really likes hanging out with them. i know what you're thinking: what a dream come true. but this is actually highly controversial, as feeding bears is illegal and letting bears walk in and around your house and offering them beers could condition them to take the same liberties at any house they come across.

anyway, you dont have to take my word for it. check out a few videos here. i recommend this one and this one. there are 3 hour-long episodes, and i believe the series is over, but you should def set your tivos to catch a re-run.

bearz

remember grizzly bear?

they have an interesting article in nymag. and another here in the new yorker.

only 22 more days until their album veckatimest comes out... heh.

nErD aLeRt!

architects liz diller and ric scofidio recently made time magazine's annual list of the world's 100 most influential people. their recent projects include the highline and lincoln center in nyc and the ICA in boston. congrats, guys! you deserve it!

spotted.

check out this pic of ryan gosling working for a moving company on 7th street in nyc:

Word on the street is he's doing research for a new movie called Blue Valentine in which he plays the part of a mover. (His co-star is Michelle Williams.) So he’s traveling around town with Steinway Movers, lugging furniture and boxes in and out of a big red and yellow truck. (vanishingNY)

beyonce threatz

during a show in rotterdam, beyonce gets a little upset when the lights are not being turned on and off according to her liking. at 0:45 she ad-libs "lights! somebody gettin' fired."

thank you beyonce for showing us all the proper way to threaten someone's job!!!

my dream car!

i found this in brooklyn heights the other day. look at it. isn't it gorgeous? it only has 2 flaws: a new jersey license plate, and a new jersey sticker on the side window. easy2fix!

dutch love : vakantiegeld = vacation money

it's no secret that the dutch are the best at everything. including living. the new york times magazine recently published this wonderful article, which includes a brief history of the netherlands, along with a few cues we might take from that intoxicating place.

jicymi.

just in case you missed it, mine that bird took first in the kentucky derby yesterday at 50-1 odds. it was the second biggest upset in derby history. the horse i picked finished 19th. that's out of 20. wink!

yessssssss.

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what is kismet doing?

ma ma ma mah

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