what, all this for me?

this pup snuck his way into a parade in mexico for the pope. can you believe it?

zayn with koala

one erection direction was in australia and the picked up some koala bears. did you know that koalas are going extinct because almost all of them have chlamydia? via
.

if your left hand sees how much fun your right hand is having

wrong.

 

the nyt's Tyler got it wrong.

too too good

this sometimes gawker writer caity weaver really nailed it. this is one of the funniest things ive read on the internet today, at least. a chicken had a baby chicken that came out fully grown like some sort of non-bird baby. READ IT and laugh then follow the writer on twitter like I did.

'splosion friday

6 minutes of danish stuff exploding in sloooooooow mooooootttttiiiiooooooon.

so excited.

Back in February, scaremaster Ryan Murphy teased that the second season of American Horror Story would involve a “horror institution” on the East Coast. Now the series’ co-creator has revealed what that institution is — as well as which familiar face will be running the joint.

According to Murphy, the show’s sophomore season “is set on the East Coast at an institution for the criminally insane that is run by Jessica [Lange].” He revealed the news yesterday at a TV Academy panel in North Hollywood. As The Hollywood Reporter points out, AHS‘s season 1 episode “Birth” contained a clue about this setting; in one scene, a medium played by Sarah Paulson notes that certain places, like prisons or asylums (or Murder Houses), tend to be filled with a negative energy that feeds on trauma and pain.

But don’t expect to see Lange reprise her role as cruel, campy Constance Langdon. Instead, she’ll be playing a new character altogether — fitting, since Murphy also explained that season 2 “is set in a completely different time period.” (via)

google glass

i don't know about you, but i cannot wait to be a robot. especially for the "take a picture" feature. #instantgrahamonmyface

river phoenix, i know how you feel

SOB.

not the best quality.



UPDATE: PAT GETS THE PRESIDENTIAL MEDAL OF FREEDOM


WASHINGTON, DC – Today, President Barack Obama announced Patricia “Pat” Summitt, former head coach and current head coach emeritus of the University of Tennessee’s women’s basketball team, as a recipient of the Presidential Medal of Freedom.  The Medal of Freedom is the Nation’s highest civilian honor, presented to individuals who have made especially meritorious contributions to the security or national interests of the United States, to world peace, or to cultural or other significant public or private endeavors. 

President Obama said, “Coach Summitt is an inspiration – both as the all-time winningest NCAA coach, and as someone who is willing to speak so openly and courageously about her battle with Alzheimer’s.   Pat’s gift has always been her ability to push those around her to new heights, and over the last 38 years, her unique approach has resulted in both unparalleled success on the court and unrivaled loyalty from those who know her and those whose lives she has touched.  Pat’s coaching career may be over, but I’m confident that her work is far from finished.  I look forward to awarding her this honor.”

guess what this is.

dick clark's house.

the 6th annual international cornhole cup : REGISTRATION DAY!!!!11

we're one month out from the 6th annual international cornhole cup, and we are opening up the registration today! if you will be in the new york metropolitan area on may 19th (armed forces day), you're going to want to be involved in this. here are the deets:

Come to eat, drink, hangout.You can sign up (see below) in teams of two, or enter yourself in the single and looking category and we will set you up with your perfect cornhole match. As always, day of registrants will be accepted as bracket space allows.

Your small registration fee of $10 per entrant will go to fund the extra surprises we have in store to properly celebrate 6 years of causing trouble on Brooklyn rooftops. You can expect keg beer, America-positive decorations, food, special prizes, and a surprise performance by Sinead O'Connor (the surprise is that the performance is in Montclair, NJ).

anyway, here goes the fine print:

WHO: you and your best friends
WHAT: sunshine, booze, food, dancing, and friendly cornholing
WHEN: Armed Forces Day 2012 (May 19th) roof opens at noon, opening ceremonieskick off at 1:30pm
WHERE: Williamsburg rooftop - Lorimer stop on the L train
WHY: because it's there

If you want to play, please pre-register and pay by May 10th. We need to try to get an accurate headcount, so your help in this regard is greatly appreciated.

Full Eyes, Clear Hearts, Can't Lose.

REGISTER HERE


and


PAY YOUR ENTRY FEE HERE

Individual Entry $10.00 USD Team Entry $20.00 USD

and let me remind you that this is an international event, so distance is no excuse. we have verified the travel itineraries of both KTV and melissa, who are coming from tennessee. here's a link to kayak. see y'all in a month!

daily ri ri

acting her balls off. CANT. WAIT.

consider yourself invited

parker posey has been spotted numerous times around the architecture building up here. this is why. (the theater is across the street)

i plan on going april 28.

you know what dave wants but isn't gonna beg for it?

the new york yankees official fragrance.




good thing his birthday is right around the corner!