omf.

this tiny tiny deer was born at the queens zoo.

who knew queens even had a zoo?

Chris Christie playing softball

deadspin sums the rest of it up.

would you like an hour of julie klausner, billy eichner, and amy poehler talkin'?

me too.

#petpetpet

funny shit

what?

Why Dogs Can't Recognize You on FaceTime http://t.co/Tg4MEcGJPL pic.twitter.com/b8wIY65KiY

— Cool Hunting (@coolhunting) June 3, 2015

smart spaghetti strikes again!

octopuses for president.

CHERRY PICKIN' POLL

i'm going to try to frame this as objectively as possible:

a person enters a grocery store, heads to the produce section, and decides (s)he would like some cherries and/or grapes. the cherries/grapes are set out on a table, grouped into unsealed plastic bags (you know the kind, open w/ top handles and drainage holes all over). so (s)he takes a produce bag off the roll nearby, and takes the preferred amount grapes/cherries from several batches, based on his/her preferred quality, and proceeds to the register to pay by weight.

in your opinion....IZ THAT OKAY?!

tell us in the comments.

goat babies in payamas

random and not relevant

but why didn't anybody tell me that dante and chiara were mermaid parade king and queen last year??!??!?!

stream the new active child album

before it comes out on the 16th.

this thing exists

and it's real

new SVE EP

Stream: @sharonvanetten explains 'I Don't Want To Let You Down' EP track by track. http://t.co/XpaVJJIVt3 pic.twitter.com/1h5WufqM1j

— nprmusic (@nprmusic) June 1, 2015

plz welcome....caitlyn jenner!

(via)

girls are better at rapping than boys

this is great.