showtime ladies and gentlemen showtime

the subway showtimers documentary you have been waiting all your life for is here check it out

this uptight table.

no one learned anything.

get it Hillary

Pedal to the metal. #tbt pic.twitter.com/OEBj1DhOuH

— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) June 11, 2015

Upgrade U

Nick Jonas to Headline Pittsburgh Pride After Iggy Azalea Drops Out Over Past Anti-gay Tweets http://t.co/XJIT0BjWtN pic.twitter.com/PDJlF9laep

— Towleroad (@tlrd) June 11, 2015

mulder and scully xfiles reboot first look

EXCLUSIVE: Your first look at Mulder and Scully! #TheXFiles pic.twitter.com/UexSfktTbA

— The X-Files (@thexfilesfox) June 10, 2015

blair waldorf is good at the cardigans karaoke - love fool

i guess annie potts was busy

Chris Hemsworth will play the Receptionist in the #Ghostbusters reboot: http://t.co/EvIPKRpb9j pic.twitter.com/dW84KK9a6k

— Vulture (@vulture) June 11, 2015

BIG gets a shot

FYI

@2PzNaPpod that's a great suggestion! Passing it along to our art team. Thanks :)

— Bitmoji (@BitmojiApp) June 10, 2015

in the words of drake.

tweet beat

Every minute I spend at work is like walkin on sunshine. My feet burning up and dissolving. The glowing hot plasma cooking my blood. :) TGIF

— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) June 10, 2015

I gave you a long back rub. Yours better not be bullshit. pic.twitter.com/hPuK7UjsXe

— Paula Pell (@perlapell) June 9, 2015

My hobbies include chewy textures and canceling plans.

— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) June 6, 2015

are you a TERF?

if you care to find out, you should read, in this order...

What Makes a Woman?

and

What Makes a Really Stupid Opinion About Caitlyn Jenner

and

What Makes a Woman Is Less Important Than What Makes a Feminist.

one thing is for sure, and that is that siri is a total TERF.

robots are SO stoopid

be careful with those pigs

there was a pig truck accident on a highway in ohio and hundreds of pigs escaped into the woods, and hundreds more got injured or squished. be more careful!

new show alert

make sure you're watching unREAL, everyone. the tv just told me last night that they put the first 4 eps up online and on ondemand so you can go ahead and hook yourself. and if my recommendation is not enough for you:

Big congrats to @GertShap @ConstanceZimmer @MrCraigBierko and the gang for creating a delicious new show! I'm totally hooked and love it.

— Paula Pell (@perlapell) June 6, 2015

WATCH IT.

ok, sure.