Marcel the shell with shoes on LOVES Captain America

and who the heck doesn't? My favorite sentence of this whole article: "Slate and her husband of three years, Dean Fleischer-Camp, announced their split last week, and “because one of us really wants to date Chris Evans” was the last reason I expected for their divorce". CTM

Read the whole article over at Jezebel.

these links make me want to s my p's and v in my m

hype. hype. hype.

here's vol bf jalen hurd running as fast as a cheetah.

23.1 Mph . Stumbled a lil, but recovered 👌🏽 pic.twitter.com/MY8ffQZCyc

— Jalen Hurd (@MrHurd_1) May 10, 2016

if you can spare a moment from your very busy day, read this article about billy eichner

everything you ever wanted to know about Billy on the street.

cosign

Happy Friday Y'all ✌️ pic.twitter.com/cGIsLGvGyd

— Marc Jacobs (@marcjacobs) May 13, 2016

snaggletoothed kit kat.

read all about him here.

eating a watermelon basketball style, by this elephant

Who loves 🍉? Our 🐘 girls sure do. Especially Ty. pic.twitter.com/b77y1k5QOe

— Memphis Zoo (@MemphisZoo) May 13, 2016

making an entrance, by RuPaul

RuPaul's Drag Race

did somebody put something DOWN here so i would FALL?!?!!

good eye, joel.

this happened.

that's meghan trainor and as far as i'm concerned she deserves every bad thing that happens to her.

pretty.

plz welcome...

Say hello to our new national mammal: The American bison https://t.co/TFWPdFbeBM
Pic by Rich Keen pic.twitter.com/c4efZe3v5X

— US Dept of Interior (@Interior) May 9, 2016

how the sausage is made

to help you get ready for this weekend

Watch a team of puppies predict the 2016 Kentucky Derby champion https://t.co/3eVG622zLQ pic.twitter.com/CC4zaOpAT9

— Mashable (@mashable) May 6, 2016

very gay news

FX orders the inevitable Ryan Murphy miniseries about Joan Crawford and Bette Davis: https://t.co/QsxiiviLXk pic.twitter.com/Hel76sAf6f

— Vulture (@vulture) May 5, 2016

serena van der woodsen's no good very bad day