to help you get ready for this weekend

Watch a team of puppies predict the 2016 Kentucky Derby champion https://t.co/3eVG622zLQ pic.twitter.com/CC4zaOpAT9

— Mashable (@mashable) May 6, 2016

imagine all the trouble this little guy gets himself into

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i can't do better than gawker's description

"Cool Horse Trots Around NYC Without a Care Except the Cops Chasing Him"

but i'm impressed with this horse

This horse is not impressed with Halloween. http://t.co/SacnpSPqih pic.twitter.com/RGuMCWNJk4

— Mashable (@mashable) October 10, 2014

BREAKING NEWS!!!11

A woman jumped from the Peabody Hotel - I'm assuming- roof. A firefighter nearby said she landed between a horse and it's buggy (pictured below).

Bad news is she is now dead as a doornail but don't worry the horse is ok...just spooked.
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Ms. Dangles showed me this computer simulation of what Flim's baby will be like

zac efron riding a horse through a lake

Tara and Johnny at the Kentucky Derby

hey Ms. Dangles, you're going to want to watch this giant puppy loll about in the snow

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this pony has made the transition to a life inside

get the whole story here

M Shanghai is the best chinese food, and also 2 doors down from my apartment

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christmas puppies

Christmas is coming! pic.twitter.com/0pIYeElMAE

— Martha Stewart (@MarthaStewart) December 17, 2013

eric berry, tryna start foolin with horses.

GREAT day today! Susie, Warpaint and her trainer @Merlearbo got to meet Eric Berry @Stuntman1429 :) @chiefskingdom pic.twitter.com/cwIrDKxKI9
— Chiefs Warpaint (@ChiefsWarpaint) June 3, 2013

y'all remember how #VFL eric berry is terrified of his NFL team's horse mascot, and all horses? he's working on his equinophobia, and there is a video that has EVERYTHING (including swiperboy) right over here. don't not watch it.

"daaaaang, horse. like, i trusted you."

thx djv.

did you see the steeplechase catfight?

i asked melissa if she had fun at steeplechase and she told me she didnt remember. check out clay travis' cat fight coverage.

for kylie

burger king burgers had horses inside them

In the UK, they blamed a Polish supplier. They also got caught lying about the whole fiasco. Hey, Burger King, thatz not okay.

i dont fool with no horses, boy.

little known (but now widely known) fact: eric berry is terrified of horses. and who can blame him? they are TOO BIG, and joel told me they are too dumb to tell your fingers apart from delicious carrots. click here to see eric berry discuss his fear.