nErD aLeRt!!!

lilly just told me that reading is more soporific than television.

why don't you go back to vocabulary school, professor wordsaplenty!!

am i right?!

daily ri ri

Rihanna's got the hottest ish in the game...

"I was a pawn," says Drake. "You know what she was doing to me? She was doing exactly what I've done to so many women throughout my life, which is show them quality time, then disappear ... I was like, wow, this feels terrible."

via.

world cup stadium tour

diana ross, because you deserve it

ctmol

salma hayek has a completely justified reaction to a snake. via.

glee!

season one finale was last night. i thought it was very satisfying. read the nymag recap here. im going to miss you glee.

im especially going to miss you jonathan groff. :(

wearing the HELL out of it

where do i get one?

ryan gosling on set.

jack white :: conan o'brien :: nashville

secret show isnt a secret anymore

wanna see where fishsticks lived in splashville?

gwyneth just goop'd about how she forced a poor interior decorator from atlanta to make her a loft in the gulch in 10 days and it better be perfect or ELSE!!

at least that's how i imagine it went.

"and i better have a proper fucking bathtub to bathe my perfect babies in each night or i swear to christ, heads are going to roll all over this hick-town! don't touch me."

-gwyneth

thx g.ani!

basically, your dog is a fruit salad.

get a load of this masshole.

PEABODY, Mass. (AP) - A Massachusetts teacher cleaning up her classroom in preparation for a move has discovered a Colonial-era document buried in a pile of outdated textbooks and dusty scraps of papers.

Michelle Eugenio, a fourth-grade teacher in Peabody, found the yellowed sheet of paper two weeks ago. Dated April 1792 and protected by plastic, it appears to document the payment of a debt by a Vermont man named Jonathan Bates.

Peabody Historical Society President Bill Power verified the paper's authenticity. He tells The Salem News he was thrilled with the discovery.

No one knows how the paper ended up at Peabody's Center School or how long it has been there.

Bates served in the Continental Army in 1780 and died in 1808 at age 63. He's buried in Williamstown, Vt. (via)

murderer with a micro-penis

icydak, joran van der sloot is the as-of-yet unconvicted murderer of two women, including birmingham native natalee holloway. unfortunately, as i understand it, peru does not assign the death penalty, or life sentences to criminals, so van der sloot will likely only get a maximum of 35 years in jail. but he'll have to spend the rest of his life with that tiny little penis he's got!!! damn, get out your tweezers ladies!!! [nsfw images] [via]

robyn singin'

she's got great dance movez.

will you please just look at him?!?!

i installed twitter on my new phone for the sole purpose of following chunk handler. joel was sharing some of his tweets with me while i was in tennessee, and i just couldn't wait to check him out. he might be my favorite dog that ever lived. chelsea tweeted this pic a little while ago.

omg WANT!

(twitter is also telling me that snooki just touched down in nashville for the CMT awards. so.)

tourist lane

turns out that tourist lane was made by those jerks over at improv everywhere. here's the vidyo.