very important chipotle news

TODAY ONLY if you text "raincheck" to 888-222 between 11am and 6pm EST you will get a coupon for a free burrito.

if you need any more information than that I don't know what to do with you.

are you excited about your new emojis?

the magical emoticon guild banded together and released 250 new emojis yesterday. now all we have to do is wait for apple to render them and update their emoji library (july?). here is a list of the new ones. i can't wait to see how thomas wilhelm will pervert these.

Happy Birthday Hillary Clinton

see you in four years.

HeTexted

have you ever been asked by a friend to read a text message from a boy and try to decipher what it could possibly mean? have you ever showed your own phone to a friend to find out if a confusing text message is actually confusing, or if you are just confused by reading too much into it? have you ever wanted to crowdsource an answer? here is your chance. HeTexted lets you expose your vulnerable underbelly so that the internet can mock you and your inability to figure out that the guy just isn't that into you. via

turxtin' with thomas wilhelm

did everyone watch the season premiere of NYC housewives last night?!?!

what happened on joel's way to work this morning

The liberal media is jumping to conclusions calling him "oblivious". He was just trying to get a good instagram. via

texts from hillary clinton

the hot new tumblr.

thx starla and bun-bun (for sending me this instead of posting it yourselves)!

speaking of tumblrs, is everyone still reading the second best website on the internet?

blind item

which one of 2Pz friends sent this embearassing text to her would-be valentine on accident???????

[redacted]: oh shit
guess what i just did
so my mom was asking me on the phone this morning what i thought my work bf would get me
i took a picture of the box of chocolates with the card he got me and sent it with the text, "box of chocolates just like everyone else got, whew!"
except that i sent it to the guy, NOT my mom
crap crap crap

aaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha!!!

gulp.

i just received a text from a 615 number that said "Faith going to make it".

WHAT HAPPENED TO FAITH?!?!!?!?

Liz and John

Just two best friends having a civil text message exchange. Nothing to see here.

blog sneak attack.

have you ever ridden a subway....into the FUTURE?!?!

Six of the city’s subway stations will be fully equipped for cell phone (and Wi-Fi) service by the end of next year, about six months earlier than had been anticipated. Transit Wireless CEO Chris Jaeger said he expects all 277 underground stations to be cell-phone-friendly by the end of 2016. The six stations that will be wired first? The five beneath West 14th Street on the A/C/E, L, 1/2/3, V, and F lines, with the sixth at the C/E station at 23rd Street. (via)

lucky you!

blog sneak attack!

me: (regarding jury duty tomorrow) : "good luck! you would be the greatest jurist ever!"

kylie: "i know! i'm going to display my best while being mindful about coming on too strong. just show them my natural patience and esteem for the justice system."

txt msgs from Kylie

"These 2 drunk ass high school jersey bitches in rangers jerseys in front of me are arguing over whose UTI is worse. H8."

give it a ponder.

thx g!

the hills are REAL!

justin bobby is one of my favorite people on all of the television. and according to the internet, he got his cellphonez jacked and someone typed up all the text messages for our viewing pleasure! this has just made my day.

To Audrina: Where are you?
From Audrina: I'm sitting on the deserted roof of a hotel surrounded by fairy lights. It's a completely natural setting. Where are you?
To Audrina: I'm on my way over.
From Audrina: Why? What do you have to say?
To Audrina: I don't know what to feel or say.
To Audrina: There is nothing better than Audrina Patridge.
From Audrina: OK, I'll see you soon. But if you smell like Kristin, I'm leaving.
To Audrina: Nah, baby, it's not like that. If I wanted a girlfriend, I would totally love you.

To Kristin: Haha. I'm hanging out with Audrina. How's Brody now?
From Kristin: Jesus, Justin. Grow up.


thx g!

texting with melissa

melissa: I just fell in the bookstore... emBEARassing

me: All the way down?

melissa: O yes! My boot got caught in the cuff of my pants! Fell right on my ace! (sic)

me: Didanyone (sic) see?

melissa: Yep... And i felt just like those bikes bc no one even cared! But on a positive note while down i found the book i was looking for!

don't watch this.

whatever you do.

it's a horribly disturbing and over-the-top PSA about texting-while-driving. i hate it and i wish i had never ever seen it on cnn just now.

what it's like.

the geniuses in the NYT interactive graphics department have come up with a texting-while-driving simulator. it's pretty fun and also feels very familiar...

dont text and walk.

especially if you're a staten island teenager.

thx g.

stuff i wish i had thought of.

txts frm lst nght
this website is entertaining as all get out. a few samples:

hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available

allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed

Taylor Swift is so right about you.

Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.

Why did I cab home last night?
Because you said you were drunk, sad, and someone called you a hooker.

thx patty!