justin biebers that look like lesbians

here he is in V magazine. he's on the cover, and it looks like this. oh, and did you see his new tattoo?

thomas wilhelm, when are you getting your earrings?

gchatz w/ john

me: a NJ transit train killed a woman this mornin'
john: she probably deserved it
me: remember when laura bush killed a man
john: yeah
me: rob wouldnt believe us
when we told him that this weekend
john: omg, wake up rob!
that is old ass news
bitch ran a stop sign or something
me: yep
his name was michael douglas!
john: but they were all, she couldn't have avoided it
she could have avoided it by not being a drunk ass bitch!
me: the girl riding in her car with her was named judy dykes
i think we know what they were doing
laura bush is a lesbian!
a lesbian murderer!
john: clearly
but the lame stream media won't tell you that
me: nope

women grab each other like animals when the guards aren't looking. it's disgusting. (OMG, TMAI)

now that lindsay lohan is going to jail, it's not a question of if she will get raped by fearsome lesbian gangs, but when. one of her future inmate neighbors, 38 year old tamara haley, imprisoned for possessing heroin and prostitution, warned that "everyone will want a piece of her." fox news reports.

also, apparently there's body lice to be had. have fun you dumb bitch.

is that justin bieber or....?

TMZ spoke with multiple people inside the "Mug and Mallet" bar in Ocean City who confirm that cops entered on Saturday night looking for an underage drinker with a bowl haircut and a tiny frame.

But the only person who fit that description was a 27-year-old woman named Katie. (via)

thx g!

worldcupcake

I just finished watching this lesbian play in the exciting 0-0 game between Uruguay and France. And I declare Uruguay to be the most well practiced team to play so today. What pussies. Luckily, the refs didn't make any bad calls that turned the game like they did in 2006.

joel's a biebian.

Today, The New York Post writes:


Justin Bieber is not only a hit with teenage girls — he's also the rage with lesbians who call themselves "Biebians." The tween heartthrob has sparked a craze among lesbians who look and sound like the star — inspiring the brilliant Web site lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber.tumblr.com, as well as Bieber nights at gay bars. (via)

now THAT's a blog idea!

lesbians that look like justin bieber

a bold fresh piece of shit: facts about bill o'reilly

yesterday kelly mcgillis, of top gun fame, came out as a lesbian, and a rather striking one at that. she announced on the internet show girl rock! That she is “done with the man thing.”

and guess who doesn’t like it? bill o’reilly. bill weighed in on the mcgillis interview with erudite terms saying, “as i say, different strokes, but i still believe people who put their private lives out there for consumption are pinheads”

fact, bill o'reilly's memoir is for sale in bookstores all over the country. fact, bill oreilly is a hypocrite. as a relentlessly boastful memoirist, it’s sort of hard to maintain that private lives should be kept out of public consciousness. and on an important side-note, bill plugged his book immediately after making the above statement. OoPs!

fat-head-no-chin o’reilly further demonstrates that he just doesn’t get it by making comments like this. when a lesbian has hidden herself in the closet for 51 years, she has every right to be honest about it in an interview…you know, because she shouldn't be ashamed of it. yeah…I’m sure you know that…right bill? yeah, you know that.