will lil jon be at neyland on saturday?

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— INSTAGRAM LILJON (@LilJon) October 1, 2014

hope mongering

jon gruden for president!!

did beyonce have her babeyonce?!?!?!?!!?!?!??!?!?!!!111

the internet is going NUTS.

damn.

Mariah Yeater, the 20-year-old woman who claimed that angelic pop prince Justin Bieber had impregnated her during an unromantic, 30-second statutorily rapey tryst, "quietly" dismissed her paternity suit last week, TMZ reports. (via)

i'll have to make another christmas wish.

gchatz w/ john

me: a NJ transit train killed a woman this mornin'
john: she probably deserved it
me: remember when laura bush killed a man
john: yeah
me: rob wouldnt believe us
when we told him that this weekend
john: omg, wake up rob!
that is old ass news
bitch ran a stop sign or something
me: yep
his name was michael douglas!
john: but they were all, she couldn't have avoided it
she could have avoided it by not being a drunk ass bitch!
me: the girl riding in her car with her was named judy dykes
i think we know what they were doing
laura bush is a lesbian!
a lesbian murderer!
john: clearly
but the lame stream media won't tell you that
me: nope

willow, you better watch your ass!

UPDATE: tmz is reporting that tina knowles (beyonce's mom) is going to be on ellen tomorrow to tell everyone that beyonce is not pregnant (an probably to hawk her miss tina walmart clothing line, natch)


Beyonce Knowles better brush up on her lullabies.


The 29-year-old singer is pregnant with her first child, the new Us Weekly reports.


Despite the happy news, no one was more surprised than the singer herself.


"B was shocked. She loves kids, but she wasn't ready to be a mother just yet," says a source of the singer, who married rapper Jay-Z in 2008. "She really wanted to get her album done and tour the world again."


Still, another insider says that the singer, who is in her first trimester, realizes that "this is a gift from God and she's so happy." (via)

in other rumor news:

are xxxtina and sam-ro scissoring?

Chicken and Pickles

I heard a rumor that Chick-fil-A would be handing out some sandwiches in NYC this Friday, but apparently the website for Cow Appreciation Day is getting too many hits for me to confirm this rumor. If y'all hear anything, let me know.

verizon = iphone, soon.

Verizon Wireless, the largest U.S. mobile-phone company, will start selling Apple Inc.’s iPhone next year, ending AT&T Inc.’s exclusive hold on the smartphone in the U.S., two people familiar with the plans said.

The device will be available to customers in January, according to the people, who declined to be named because the information isn’t public. Natalie Kerris, an Apple spokeswoman, and Jeffrey Nelson, a Verizon Wireless spokesman, declined to comment. (via)

thx ktv.