your move big tobi

SHES A HEROOOOoooo

thats some cat

have you seen the video of the family cat that saves the son from the crazy neighbor's dog? puppies are NOT supposed to act this way.

omgomgomg

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what's joel's dream dog, Rascal, doing?

jump kicking motorists. see more

actually, these are the same tips you should use if you come across @thomaswilhelm after a few too many sloppy susans

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australian prahm myeenastah attacked by a sandwich!

The whole thing started Wednesday when Gillard paid a visit to a Brisbane high school for a routine photo op. But the day became anything but routine as she made her way through the excited crowd of pupils, and her security detail let down its guard just enough to allow the half-eaten lunch to be hurled in her direction. (via)

wahn kyeeud thawt thay moht jost bee a lyeetlull byit nwauwteeee.

dedicated to thomas wilhelm

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memphis zoo monkey attack

This is at the cafe inside the Memphis Zoo. The manager of the cafe told me that the alpha male monkey noticed me the second I walked in the door and started going crazy, because, as the alpha male, he feels threatened by tall males. So she told me to go stand by the window and turn my back on him and that he would "attack" me...

when bears attack (or cuddle)

thx carly. looks even better as a gif.

a ferocious bear attack caught on camera

"wait, why are you petting me. i am BITING YOU!!!"

look at this terribly behaved leopard!

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ye olde blog sneak attack

gchatz w/ john

i was explaining to john that if he stays in nyc for thanksgiving we can be like on friends, and well...

me: john, you're totally ross
of the friends crowd
john: that's an insult
he was the most loathsome
i want to be rachel!
me: well, give me 3 examples of how you're like rachel
and i'll consider it
john: i'm a real trend setter on hair styles.
that's one
me: let's see how strong your other 2 are
because that one's not very
john: that one is super strong!
me: anyway
let's continue
john: reason two
rachel was a self-obsessed individual.
enough said on that one
me: have you ever considered monica? you're much more like monica.
john: i don't think so
rachel also left her job as a waitress to pursue a job in fashion.
me: uh huh....
john: and that parallels my career transition from tony roma's to SOM.
CASE CLOSED!
rachel green it is!
thank you

there you have it.

UPDATE!!!

rachel cheek has joined.

me: ok
here we all are
john: now we've got her right where we want her
me: rachel, you can't be phoebe
john: it's just not working out
me: im sorry, that's not the bed you've made for yourself
to lie in
john: but!
when god closes a window, he sometimes opens his legs.
there is some good news
she's not even paying attention, is she?
rachel: im back
had to get the edamame
snacks ready, im ready
me: dont you care about anything at all besides food?
rachel: no
me: god, you just love proving us right, dont you?
rachel: joey!

there you have it again. also, i've accepted my fate of being the monica, but ONLY because thanksgiving will probably be at my house and NOT, because i'm a control freak. nothing to do with that.

UPDATE UPDATE!

lilly just secured the phoebe spot. and liz is looking more and more like gunther....stay tuned.

everyone tell joey what you think of him.

Joey: if you keep the blog/buzz shit up, i'm just going to block you entirely from buzz
when i want your blog, i'll check your blog

i'll start: gah, what a jerk.

tales from new jersey.

each morning, as i walk through the breath-taking new jersey landscape on my way to work, the highlight is almost always a pack of feral kitty kats that living around one of the buildings down the street. i usually see a woman that works there who feeds them. the kitties generally keep to themselves, hiding on the steps and peeking out at me through the railing and the bushes.

however, things took a frightening turn this morning when they swarmed in from all directions, and CHASED me down the street. by "chased", of course, i mean followed warily and inquisitively. but they did take turns dashing up ahead of me so i was continuously surrounded. their mommy needs to come back from her christmas vacation soon, because they are clearly blood-thirsty.

there are four kitties in that b-berry pic. see if you can spot them all.

a little perspective...

...for your monday.

good for that bear.

A bear killed two militants after discovering them in its den in Indian-administered Kashmir, police say. Two other militants escaped, one of them badly wounded, after the attack in Kulgam district, south of Srinagar.

The militants had assault rifles but were taken by surprise - police found the remains of pudding they had made to eat when the bear attacked.

It is thought to be the first such incident since Muslim separatists took up arms against Indian rule in 1989. (via)

i don't see what religion has to do with anything...

and ctm pudding remains!

thx lilly!

bear attack

in japan, a bear must have gotten fed up, because he attacked some whalers. or something like that.

thx for the heads up melissa

blog sneak attack

Dale: my life has become officially sad. I am watching the view with that bean pole Taylor Swift, and Kate Gosslin as a terrible co-host.

I hope none of my guy friends find out

bear tricks

"The bear was inside my car, freaking out and going crazy because he couldn't get out for a good 15 minutes. It was literally like out of the movies."