who wants a gemini chair?!

i know i do.

Part of UNStudio's Gemini collection for Dutch brand Artifort, the asymmetric chair was designed to let sitters "sit up, slouch, lounge, hang, repose or hunker", as well as to "shift, twist, turn, swing around, pivot to face each other or turn towards the room." (via)

toopz of the paaaaaasssst

just over 2 years ago (omg can u believe it?) we were preparing to survive the great green point flood and put together a list. that list was called FOOD FOR THE SURVIVAL OF THE HUMAN RACE.

this is what we NEEDED

FOOD FOR THE SURVIVAL OF THE HUMAN RACE:

Cheetos

Seltzer water

Chilean Miner Chips-

tortilla chips

BOTTLED water

h0t d0gs

diet coke

cookies

lantern,

candles.

‘tillas

pep jack cheese

cheddah

‘cados

limes

lemons

frozen lemonades

mac n’ chz

chef boyarde?

tuna, sardines yum!,

saltines  

tape

dip! salsa, etc

ice bag

twinkies

TWINS

LASAGNA

Carrots

Celery

Ground Beef

Tomato paste (12 oz) tomato sauce

onion

garlick

spices

ricotta cheeze

mozzeralla

parm cheese  

lasagna noods

BOOZE FOR THE SURVIVAL OF THE HUMAN RACE!!!!1111

beer

red wine

white wine

firefly.

ETC.

styrofoam cooler

ouija board for seances

hunger games audio book 3

everyone remember to fully charge your cell phones and computers!

cash

book

david sedaris is not that hunky

it's hunkerin' time!

gather up your loved ones and head for the hills.

While the forecast is still subject to change, the current indication is that while New England will bear the brunt of the storm’s severity — with more than two feet of snow and blizzardlike conditions – New York City and the surrounding area are also in for a significant hit.
By the time the storm has passed through, sometime on Saturday, forecasters predict the storm will have dumped as much as a foot of snow in the area, while delivering blistering winds reaching 50 m.p.h., and flooding coastal areas.

"well i better get out of here and start preparing for the probapocalypse"

did you know that there is 45% chance that you will wake up dead tomorrow because of the wind and rain coming out of the sky above? to learn more about your likely demise, follow THIS link. (the derecho is coming)


UPDATE: turns out the derecho was just a little bit of rain. no biggie.

HUNKER DOWN TENNESSEE!

it's 81 degrees in the boro today....and there are 'naders on the way. 

Storms will develop later Friday in central Tennessee, packing a "high risk for tornadoes, along with a very high risk for wind, hail and localized flooding," according to WSMV.

"There's a high potential for a couple of tornadoes to not only touchdown but stay on the ground once they touchdown in Middle Tennessee," said 4WARN Meteorologist Paul Heggen. (via)

someone put jazzy and sammi sweetheart in the bathtub!

just some light hurrikin planning.

c2e.

r0d = ride or die (w/ zeroes)

happy (pizza) (hurrikin) friday!

dance to this while you're hunkerin'.

HTFD.

hunker the fuck down.
NYC Hurricane Map

have you heard of hunkamania?

maybe we can get starla to write a 2pz review after she goes there tonight.

hunker DOWN boro!

my mom just said the tornaduh sirens are are going off in the boro!

a wall of water and sky rocks

that's what hit brooklyn a couple of hours ago. i tried to take pixies but it was too dark on my street. luckily, 2Pz reader leigh anne posted some on her fb. so i stole em'

thx leigh anne! omg it's still thundering!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

hunker down, y'all!

hunder down y'all

"The five boroughs will likely see thunderstorms by mid-afternoon that could drench the area in up to an inch of rain in under one hour. Tornadoes are possible during those storms ... but the most likely severe weather side effects will be damaging winds and large hail." Sounds like one of those storms in which your umbrella always breaks.

nymag

y'all better hunker!

for real this time.

is everyone hunkered?

if not, i recommend doing so, immediately.

goodness gracious!

hunker down nyc!!!

everybody hunker down.

here's a cute editorial about a recent trend in staying the f put:

"The number of people who changed residences declined to 35.2 million from March 2007 to March 2008, the lowest number since 1962, when the nation had 120 million fewer people." Perfectly understandable. I just moved, and do you know that movers want literally hundreds of dollars to move your stuff down one flight of stairs, and later, up another flight of stairs? I mean, everybody in New York is moving, because apartment prices are going down about a hundred bucks a month per month. But elsewhere, yea: just huddle up where you are. Moving expends energy, which requires calories to replace it, which ups your grocery bill. Stay still. (gawker)

thx g.