talented indeed.

A talented young goat riding a wild tortellini pic.twitter.com/rP8JIjfTvE

— 100% Goats (@EverythingGoats) August 9, 2016

small friday

thx g.animalz!

save the turtles! next they are all going to be wanting designer shells

This tortoise lost her shell in a bushfire—but thanks to 3D printing, it was soon revived. pic.twitter.com/HieTtHcoGq

— National Geographic (@NatGeo) May 26, 2016

2Pz friends on tv

nscience discusses the gender politics of sea turtles with gwen ifill on PBS.

this turtle is 90 bears old and has wheels for legs

his were eaten off by some rats while he was napping. RUDE.

anytime you need a friend, i will be here

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bait and switch!

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too gay to function

HOT SLUT OF THE DAY : this cute turtle!

this bitch swam all the way up to brooklyn from florida (smart move, turtle) and then got hooked on a fisherman's line. look how goddamn cute it is!!

we reached out to patrick halley for comment:

get 'em gurl

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a box turtle's wild adventure

some real jerks in california taped a turtle to a bunch of balloons and sent him aloft. he was discovered later twisted up in some trees, and the fire department showed up to cut him down. the outrage of the witnesses in this story is palpable. what if the turtle just wanted to take a trip? thx for the tip melissa

happy friday!

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turtles eat salad

am i not turtley enough for the turtle clurb? thx for the tip melissa.

ctm

from a funny scientist blog that snikan showed me.

teenage mutant ninja noses

i have got to learn how to do this.

thx erin!

im not sure if youre even going to like this

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the title of this youtube really says it all

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really great idea.

thx melissa!

turtle video

hey buddy, can i get a ride?