look what the cry babies at penn state did to their chipotle

ungrateful jerks. these selfish nittany assholes deprived an entire campus of their delicious and ethical chipotle burritos.

The State College Chipotle is closed after four managers quit in the last two days. Here's the sign on the door: pic.twitter.com/yxZJLKbw4f

— Onward State (@OnwardState) September 10, 2014

good call kylie

joe pa: out

how do you fire someone who's already dead?

turns out he's still alive. but not for long:

STATE COLLEGE, Pa. — Joe Paterno’s tenure as coach of the Penn State football team will soon be over, perhaps within days or weeks, in the wake of a sex-abuse scandal that has implicated university officials, according to two people briefed on conversations among the university’s top officials.

The board of trustees has yet to determine the precise timing of Paterno’s exit, but it is clear that the man who has more victories than any other coach at college football’s top level and who made Penn State a prestigious national brand will not survive to coach another season. (via)

thx libby!


here's an interview with a sports journalist lady from YES who attended penn state and has covered their football program. interesting insight.

ever wonder what the penn state coaching staff does with their spare time?

oh, nothing. just molests children. is all. read all about it here.

i think thomas wilhelm put it best:

"i haven't read it, it's so damn long. all i know is that some assistant coach diddled some kids or something and joe paterno was all, nbd. and he's probably rolling in his grave now that this story is out in the public."

5 days!!!!!!

originally published in 2009, but ima do a bit of fine-tuning to keep us current.

gosh, i know! i have been slacking big-time on the UT-football-greatness list. to make it up to all of you, and to get us all back on schedule, ima do a 4sie 3sietoday. here we go!


10. the pride of the southland marching band
9. smokey
8. rocky top

7. the color orange!!

this should come as no surprise to anyone who knows me. orange is my favorite color. just ask anything i own. like my bike.

pantone 151c = where it's at.

6. eric berry!! gerald jones!!

now that eric berry is all grown up and playing in the NFL, and modesty hardesty, too...it's time for me to pick my new favorite player. now, i don't know that much about our current team. i wanted nothing more than for bryce brown bearz to step up and be my next favorite. but he ruined everything.

regardless, i'm delighted to announce that this year, i'm so excited to see gerald jones on the field. some reasons i love him: he's ceeyute, he likes to sing, he likes to dance, he has the same birthday as ktv, and he embearasses georgia regularly.

just sayin'... be sure to keep your peepers on number 14 4. he's a show-stopper!

5. trash talking

ugh. georgia is the worst. their colors are red and black, which are ugly and boring. and they can never beat tennessee. it's like, if you put adult clothes on a bunch of toddlers and sent them out onto a football field...THAT's what it's like when georgia plays.

don't even get me started on florida. they repeatedly have poor wardrobe choices, they think their quarterback is so great, and their stadium is totes UgLy!

and auburn. second-rate at just about everything. guh-ross! their mascot is "tigers" but they yell "war eagle" like it makes any sense at all. that is 1) not an acceptible greeting, 2) not your mascot, and 3) not even an animal. more like "butt eagle".

and the same goes for the rest of you.

to be fair, the SEC is the greatest conference in all of college football, and i'd rather see all of these teams win than anyone in the big 10, especially the mf-ing nittany kitty katz. me-ouch!

jicyc : tennessee basketball

just in case you care, the vols managed to blow the SEC championship game today. i would say this is typical, but i watched the end of the game, and they got screwed 4 realz.

consequently, they've secured a no. 9 seed in the ncaa tournament. and don't get me wrong, i will pick tennessee to win every single game if anyone asks me to fill out any brackets.

in other news, the penn state nittany kitties did NOT make the tournament. just saying.