lordy lordy!

what it's like to almost die on the smell jersey turdpike.

and here's a new FKA twigs video...

...just in time for halloween!

look, joel!

the pyongyang monstrosity is (not) finished!

creepy north korea stuff!

jeopardy justin strikes again

alex let them freestyle on the "getting to know you" segment. and once again, this guy took the opportunity to weird everybody out.

he later inexplicably uttered the phrase "you better check yourself before you trebek yourself."

joel, you forgot:

january jones. JFC.

face!

ALBUQUERQUE — Nearly two weeks later, the University of New Mexico soccer player Elizabeth Lambert said she still could not fully explain what led her to yank an opponent from Brigham Young down by her ponytail in what has become a highly publicized incident of violent behavior. (via)

thx joey.

blog sneak attack!

me: that britney peru girl makes me nervous

Joel: it reminds me of starla for some reason

goodness.

story

"Included on the list of the top 100 most popular polls on Facebook was a poll responding to the "should Obama be killed" query, and which asked users to vote, "Should the creator of 'should Obama be killed' be arrested?"

Read more at: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/09/28/obama-facebook-poll-asks_n_301860.html

" (via)

did you know...

...that kathy griffin has a dead drug-addict pedophile brother? me neithz! (via)

thx g.

crazy ass bitch ass bird

get a load of this psycho! this terrorist blackbird has been hanging out on a san fransisco awning, messin' with anyone who walks by him. his name is swoops, and there's also a blog about him.

woah.

RECIFE, Brazil (CNN) -- Sixteen bodies have been recovered from last week's crash of an Air France jetliner in the Atlantic Ocean, Brazil's military announced Monday. The Brazilian navy and air force said they have found nine bodies in the wide search area around where the Airbus A330-200 went down. The crew of a French vessel taking part in the search has found seven bodies, military officials told reporters Sunday evening. (cnn)

stoopid.

We admit we weren’t expecting anything this exciting from the latest American Apparel e-mail touting “Exciting New Styles,” but how wrong we were to underestimate the sexually charged company. After clicking through images of floral swimwear and men’s bow ties, it all looked like standard hipster protocol. But, suddenly, amid the photos of new merch, we clicked open a JPEG to reveal a thrilling new addition to the American Apparel line: assless tights. (nymag)