omg i want to make a frito pie with mariah...and bryan

Cooking with Mariah Carey from Funny Or Die

happy birthday to the NYC street baby born on the crosswalk at 68th and 3rd yesterday

gross

i was listening to a gross story on radiolab and i googled "botfly" and now i will never be happy again

don't google it

attention!

that is all.

A Little Birdie Told Me...

that Starla is planning to run a marathon in San Diago, and now this thing has washed up on the beach in "America's Finest City" (oyr!).

Coincidence? I don't thinks so.

[Vice] [via]

not good enough.

the tennessee tea party's follow-up to their hate-speech:

The president of the Tennessee Tea Party apologized for a tweet someone in his group sent out calling Barney Frank a “perverted sodomite,” though she added a caveat: “While privately and inwardly I may agree with the commentary, it is completely irresponsible for any one of us to write these kinds of commentaries.” (via)

still totally gross.

to balance out the internet, i've included rachel maddow's segment from last night, dedicated to highlighting barney frank's many accomplishments while in office. stay classy, tennessee.

the tennessee tea party really grosses me out

in response to the news that representative barney frank will not seek re-election at the end of his term. get a life jerks.

sad you're missing bonnaroo?

me neither!

but a lot of the shows are being broadcast on the internet. just click here to see the schedj.

i hate this but you just have to see it

ants!!!

boatz

UPDATE kylie wants the pic here. i was going for the surprise, but i'll just ruin it. for kylie.

i got really excited when i saw the headline about a $1.1 billion yacht. then i clicked on the link.

hoez stoutin' hoez

well, it happened. not that i ever saw this coming. the answer to icing. ladies making each other down stout-ass beers. my my, how the tables have turned. i do NOT want to get stouted by a ho.

thx table-turner-tuttle!

dct.

i would love to shoot a city pigeon for fun sport.

Earlier this month, in a letter to Pennsylvania lawmakers, the New York City Bar claims that many pigeons are captured and transported, without food or water, to middlemen in Pennsylvania. From there they are sold to shooting ranges for use in live trap shooting competitions where participants fire shotguns at live pigeons vaulted into the air. (via)

speshly the clurb-footed ones. thx g!

like a charm.

jicyww, operation funnel trap was a great success. here are some gross photos for you. i had to improvise a bit with the recipe, and ended up using a mix of orange juice and balsamic vinegar.

well, those fruit flies just went CRAZY for it! here you can see my first takers, within 5 minutes of construction completion!

after about 20 minutes, i had captured nearly 15 flies! it was super gross, but i also couldn't resist checking the trayup every hour or so. at this point, i'd say i've caught around 30-40 flies. so satisfying!!

sharks are gross

this one had some babies in her and another shark bit her and the babies came out of her through the bite hole. seeeeyuck.
aquarium staff is all like, oh its a good thing because if she had given birth naturally the other sharks would have probably eaten the babies. yep.

uh oh.

things have taken a turn for the worse. they're painting all the white parts pink.

what a RoLLeRcOaStEr!!!!

stoopid.

We admit we weren’t expecting anything this exciting from the latest American Apparel e-mail touting “Exciting New Styles,” but how wrong we were to underestimate the sexually charged company. After clicking through images of floral swimwear and men’s bow ties, it all looked like standard hipster protocol. But, suddenly, amid the photos of new merch, we clicked open a JPEG to reveal a thrilling new addition to the American Apparel line: assless tights. (nymag)

don't read this...

...unless you think you're really tough.

Leave it to Lars von Trier to spoil a perfectly pleasant Sunday evening at Cannes with graphically depicted sexual mutilation. The director's Antichrist — starring Charlotte Gainsbourg and Willem Dafoe as a husband and wife grieving the death of their young son — made its debut at the film festival yesterday, earning loud boos and baffled reviews. Why? The movie features graphic sex and a talking fox, but most controversial, apparently, are a pair of vivid scenes in which Gainsbourg's character, who's off her meds, commits acts of unprintable violence on the couples' genitals (raves Variety: "[she] finds a way to impale him that Hollywood's leading torture-porn experts will kick themselves over not having dreamed up first"). So what does she do, exactly? Read on only if you want to skip lunch and cross your legs for the rest of the day! (nymag)

eeewwwwwww!

hulk hogan + his daughter + his girlfriend.

which bitch is which?
(via dlisted)

that's enough, eminem.

its so bad. why are you talking like that?

eat your lunch before you read this post

click on the headline for the full story...

below is a brief twitter account of this unfortunate passenger's encounter with a "bed bug hotel" on the 2 train in manhattan