coachella 2010 lineup

2sie 2zday!!

2 pawz.

scuzi.

what the?

looks funny

i wish i had a job so i could have my own place to live and pay for cable so i could watch the sundance channel's new show, Be Good Johnny Midgette Weir.

it looks pretty funny. like this clip where johnny and his friend paris are in a bubble bath conducting a faux interview. read the gawker review.

funny (really) coco support signs

some of my favorites:

JAY LENO - PERVERT

"whose conan? we love jay. signed, my great grandparents"

JAY WALK-off a short pier

forgot your onesie monday.

this will help you forget my mistake.

oldie but funny-ie

cats and not-their-best features.

anderson cooper, haiti

anderson cooper senses danger during some looting in P-a-P and swoops in like superman and rescues an injured h8-e-an. gives that injured boy the thrill of his life is what it looks like from here. swoon.

lady gaga, haiti

do you luv lady gaga, and feel just terrible about the mushed people in h8-e? then buy this $25 t shirt to wear around to the clurbs and feel satisfied. all proceeds go to h8-e-ans.

You're Welcx

Just trust me


Credit: A.M.

gchatz w/ john

me: john go to work
you're like a child
a sick disabled child
a sick mentally disabled child
john: your mom
me: your face
john: your soul
me: your essence
john: you're welcome
me: your mother's vagina is welcome
john: your mom is the least i could do
literally
me: ctm
good one
john: thanks!

are you paying attention to the australian open?

there is no cable at my house, otherwise i would be serious about watching (its probably on there somewhere right?). when it gets closer to the end, ill be able to watch some parts on network tv i bet.

UPDATE: you can watch online. duh.

bobby gorgeous.

According to his Facebook page and this website, Bobby is a 5-year-old Pomeranian who is known for his impeccable fashion game and many talents (magic and surfing). (via)

thx ktv!

zomg.

i lol'd out loud all over the bus this morning when i glanced out of the window and noticed a billboard with this picture on it with the words 'claire danes' and 'autism'.

i just don't see myself to be able to take those two things seriously when combined. here's the trailer.



i'm totes gonna oc obvi watch it. i can't wait actually!

what is jazzy doing?

this is LONG overdue, but...

...this is what it looked like when she opened her christmas present from me!!! go on. make it your desktop.


his name is rocky, and my parents say this is the only toy she hasn't destroyed. she just carries him around with her. he's twice as long as she is. and she loves him. so. much.

welx jazzy!!

i like this recipe

not necessarily the food involved, though pizza is pretty harmless... but i just like the way he wrote the recipe.