corgi video for kylie

via

cat vs sea gull

via

ice cream cones vs. roller coaster

via

baby sea lion

that is all.

easy now.

thx ktv.

so i'm finally gettin' out

Hopefully. Sorry I've been missing a few days, I've been busy trying to eat. If I eat enough, they'll let me out tonight, but I'm not hungry. I'm trying real hard though.

beyonce tattoo?

did beyonce get a "brooklyn" tattoo on her left hand? she looks real fine in her black and gold keith haring print dress and accessories.

skatelife memphis

currently in third place in this online voting competition. number one and number two get funding for the project.

go on and vote for memphis. just use your secondary junk mail email.

GAY!!!

but who cares

go listen to this

Over the weekend, the Internet flipped its shit over a leaked MP3 purporting to be Britney Spears's long-lost demo for "Telephone," a song Lady Gaga had originally written for Spears (who ultimately declined to use it) before recording it herself. There's some debate over whether it's actually Britney — we have listened and it's either her or the robot from Forbidden Planet — and it's pretty awful, but regardless of its authenticity or quality, it's definitely the best thing Britney's done in years.

go to nymag and listen.

I have got to start

reading this blog before going to the trouble of writing posts about bears.

splashville

via.

omf.

here's an adorable ad that g.animalz showed me from the internet. there's more. click here.

Nashville got Katrina'd

the normally cute and charming little cumberland river has gone wild and is wreaking havoc all over this place. (note from the image above, the river is at 51' right now). the area got more than a foot of rain over the course of two days, so things got real messed up.

splashville slideshow

click here to see a video of a house floating by some flooded cars on what i presume to be a highway.

42,000 customers lost power in the Nashville metro area.

not to be forgotten, click here to see a video of Memphis streets flooded.

quotes from ladies.

DIEHL: Has becoming famous been what you expected?

KE$HA: I don’t even think of myself as a quote, unquote star—that’s really douchey. I think of myself as just like . . . a dance commander.

DIEHL: What are the responsibilities of a dance commander?

KE$HA: You have to have dance parties all day and night, and you always have to be excited about having a dance party. You have to have a dance party in Milan one day, and then wake up and have a dance party at, like, four in the morning on national television in L.A. the next day. The hours are insane. [laughs] (via)(via)