14 June 2011
this was made for thomas wilhelm.
i found it on accident, because i'm listening to sarah silverman's bedwetter on audiobook that i checked out digitally (!!) from the library. she's talking about her short unsuccessful stint as an SNL writer/performer, and i wanted to see if she was ever in a sketch. this was just a google-byproduct. you're welcome.
gchatz w/ john
me: a NJ transit train killed a woman this mornin'
john: she probably deserved it
me: remember when laura bush killed a man
john: yeah
me: rob wouldnt believe us
when we told him that this weekend
john: omg, wake up rob!
that is old ass news
bitch ran a stop sign or something
me: yep
his name was michael douglas!
john: but they were all, she couldn't have avoided it
she could have avoided it by not being a drunk ass bitch!
me: the girl riding in her car with her was named judy dykes
i think we know what they were doing
laura bush is a lesbian!
a lesbian murderer!
john: clearly
but the lame stream media won't tell you that
me: nope
john: she probably deserved it
me: remember when laura bush killed a man
john: yeah
me: rob wouldnt believe us
when we told him that this weekend
john: omg, wake up rob!
that is old ass news
bitch ran a stop sign or something
me: yep
his name was michael douglas!
john: but they were all, she couldn't have avoided it
she could have avoided it by not being a drunk ass bitch!
me: the girl riding in her car with her was named judy dykes
i think we know what they were doing
laura bush is a lesbian!
a lesbian murderer!
john: clearly
but the lame stream media won't tell you that
me: nope
let the refreshment begin
i saw an ad on the subway today, and now this is all i can think about. mountain dew icee? yes please. ive already google searched for my nearest dunkin donuts. ill update later today.
13 June 2011
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