guess i'll have to toot my own tweet

i love @iamcolinquinn bc i saw him on the street once and could swear he winked at me. my boyfriend said no, he just has a facial tic :(

— Faith Lim (@flimlim) July 14, 2015

RT'd by @iamcolinquinn, duh.

show us the NOTE, BRANDY.

brandy sang a whitney song on the subway. confusing.

that's my work stop.

tweet beat

I just put some fake candles in my non-working fireplace. (That's code for dildas in my old cootre)

— Paula Pell (@perlapell) July 10, 2015

I have a theory that when Beyoncé dies it will be revealed that Blue Ivy has a SECRET first name beginning with H to make her initials HBIC

— Caity Weaver (@caityweaver) July 7, 2015

flashbacks watching @julieklausner at @JoesPub last night. I didn't take any pictures but it looked like this pic.twitter.com/SGzIFrB5sO

— joel v melton (@JVMmonogram) July 14, 2015

(retweeted by @julieklausner)

get hyped for the new star wars movies

plz welcome....pLuTo!!!!1111

Pic we stayed up all night making is now part of the family portrait. There's something in my eye (h/t @zuluagajorge) pic.twitter.com/XrbrdLqeke

— Alex Parker (@Alex_Parker) July 14, 2015

read THIS.

from the creator of the wire

smart spaghetti fights

How to read octopus http://t.co/GEkSSTEmI2 pic.twitter.com/jGjlvMerdp

— The New York Times (@nytimes) July 13, 2015

come through!

look how much fun they are having

Here's your first look at the new #Ghostbusters suited up http://t.co/cA94HzWkKr pic.twitter.com/hL0a0IvVs4

— Vulture (@vulture) July 10, 2015

get it gurl

there's no crying in baseball, but whatever it takes, i guess.

the amendment was tabled and the bill was passed, jicyww.

Gov. Haley signing the bill to take down the #ConfederateFlag into law pic.twitter.com/H2x9YPS8x5

— SPLC (@splcenter) July 9, 2015

hula hoop jam

this video features the hula hoop world record holder.

kitteh in a tiny dress drinkin milk

(via)

for your consideration

cuntry lady steven tyler.

vintage hunk - ty hardin

mtv makes white people uncomfortable