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gawker writer waits outside for chick-fil-a's raffle for free meals for a year/one free meal per week. then finally gets inside and has to endure a chick-fil-a pump up party. 

what the duck

Rare footage

Posted by Tyrese Gibson on Tuesday, August 5, 2014

well now i'm excited.

The University of Tennessee’s Pride of the Southland Band will bring an East Tennessee treasure to life on Neyland Stadium’s field on Saturday.

At halftime during the UT vs. Georgia game (3:30 p.m. CBS), the band will dedicate its show to Dolly Parton and perform some of her most famous songs including “Jolene,” “Coat of Many Colors,” “I Will Always Love You” and “9 to 5.”

“I looked back through all the years ... the band has never done a tribute totally dedicated to Dolly Parton,” said Dr. Donald Ryder, UT’s Director of Bands.

“Since she’s such an East Tennessee treasure and this is her home and everybody loves her, I said ‘Why not?’ so I sat down and started thinking about show ideas, and basically it evolved into what I think’s going to be a very neat show.” (via)

i know the article says she's busy and won't perform, but i'm going to get every last one of my hopes up anyway.

joel: this is a real comfort dog.

 

oh hell no

SCARED AWAY: A 20-pound French bulldog confronts two bears on its owner’s property http://nbcnews.to/1VyzFTx

Posted by NBC Nightly News with Lester Holt on Sunday, October 4, 2015

hippo goes ham on watermelton

retweeted by @drewby

enchante, I'm sure.

important developments in interspecies luv

first, this opossum found a new mom.



second, this coonhound adopted this bahamian ruh-coon, and they have a goddamn instagram account.

Wake up Toffee it's playtime! 🎉❤🐶️ Tag your best friend below! #weeklyfluff #bestfriend #pumpkintheraccoon #baby #raccoon #photos4ellen #photooftheday #instagood #instadaily #instalike #friends #potcake #dogsofinstagram #dog

A photo posted by Pumpkin The Raccoon (@pumpkintheraccoon) on Sep 16, 2015 at 7:37am PDT

also, i found a video of rascal rickets:

who is ready to go try the new NYC spot?

Can you be liberal and eat at Chick-fil-A? http://t.co/E4qMQdldLY pic.twitter.com/Wl2fNhWoKj

— Mashable (@mashable) October 5, 2015

y'all heard this?

and this:

smokey grey for georgia

#Vols will debut @Nike #SmokeyGrey unis on Sat vs. Georgia, including Smoky Mountains helmet http://t.co/6qoMxnzjm2 pic.twitter.com/28J36PjQf2

— Tennessee Football (@Vol_Football) October 5, 2015

see you there, starla.

soul finger

me after dinner tonight

A prairie dog too fat to get out of its hole pic.twitter.com/QliHRXD0zx

— Animal Gifs (@BabyAnimalGifs) October 2, 2015

torres covers garbage's "special"

chinese food for dinner tonight