also known as edward bottlehands...

buy me two. puhleez. via.

a definite trade UP

Levi who? Say hello to Kathy Griffin-Lutz

from @kathygriffin

everyone in the house is being stabbed to death

via

field trip!

one of these students takes their field trips very seriously. via. also one is brown.

Q & A : Jenny and Johnny

these two are like your most adorable friends who you secretly despise for being so damn cute. read the interview here.

ready to get back to work

cristiano ronaldo is, and me too! via @cristiano

what if the tea party was black?

via

oh. we're going to dance.

fleetwood mac friday!

chuck bass

(via)

uh-and then. beep beep. and then it will get you there. ok? -smack- but im not giving you my number. -smack- -smack- good luck. tryin' to get my numbeerrrr. uh-k. -smack-

trust me watch this. she is such a c-u-next-tuesday. but also so meek-n-mild.

UPDATE!!!!!!!!!!

drunk dial

real drunk girls give advice. thx suzanne! NSFW audio.

that's what she gets...

...for ever writing that awful song.

park avenue you-know-what dumpsters.

y'all wish you could be as awesome as brooklyn.

For those New Yorkers who never received a coveted invitation last summer to dive into Dumpsters converted into pools in Brooklyn, there is a much easier alternative this year: Park Avenue.


For the first three Saturdays in August, the Bloomberg administration will open three Dumpster pools on the east side of Park Avenue between 40th and 41st Streets.


With Grand Central Terminal and the MetLife Building serving as a backdrop, the pools will be above ground, encircled by a five-foot-wide metal deck with a nonstick rubber surface, and accompanied by several changing-room cabanas, portable showers and portable toilets. (via)

rupee follow-up!

here it is! that wasn't even an option!!

i like it!