badonk

not one to let a grapefruit sized blood clot stop her, serena takes the court the only way she knows how: loud as hellllll

winner.

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merw

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here comes easter!

perfect for a zombie brunch.

dont mind if i do!

best invention of the day!

lets go to the movies!!!!

insidious?
source code?
scream 4?
blank city?
vampires for elephants?

THANKS CARLY!

For re-igniting my love for chuck mangione and his funky-ass flugelhorn.




My grandmother gave me this record when I started playing the trumpet my first soph. year of high school. italian americans are the best at brass.

you guys!

i am seriously in love with mr. fatty von stripeyback!

here, i'll help you.

this is buttons, and he lives in poland. his puppy friend lost his eyesight recently, so buttons helps him get around. you're welcome!

thx again lilly!

srsly.

(via) 

see them all here! thx lilly!

chloe sevigny's apartment

i actually like it!

thx john. ;(

obama being awesome.

"I don’t need another tax cut. Warren Buffett doesn’t need another tax cut. Not if we have to pay for it by making seniors pay more for Medicare. Or by cutting kids from Head Start. Or by taking away college scholarships that I wouldn’t be here without. That some of you wouldn’t be here without. And I believe that most wealthy Americans would agree with me. They want to give back to the country that’s done so much for them. Washington just hasn’t asked them to." (via)

-barack obama

well.

"Every now and then, an actor or actress manages to somehow channel the vitality of youth — that indefinable, natural, unprocessed glamour full of possibility and filled with anticipation for an endless future. I've known Blake the actress, and I've known Blake the person, who would surprise many with her down-to-earth coolness. She makes you feel that she, and life, are going to go on forever." (via) 

-baz luhrmann

lololololol!

the actress who plays the harry potter girl in those harry potter movies was attending brown university. and omg, listen to what those kids did to her!

The Brit beauty might not have magic powers, but a source close to Brown University (where Watson was enrolled from fall 2009 until this past winter) tells us the star's brainy ways may have led to her classmates' heckling – and perhaps a reason why she left the Providence, R.I., institution.

The insider says Watson didn't shy away from class participation and often would "answer something in class and get it right," calling the 21-year-old actress "really smart." Unfortunately, this brought out the sophisticated wit and cinematic expertise of her Ivy League peers.

According to the source, her classmates "would respond [to her answer] with a quote from 'Harry Potter.'" The most popular choice was "Three points for Gryffindor!" – a reference to the movie's dormitory system, and a congratulatory phrase in the films when a student got a correct answer. (via)

update!

me: well they just sent out a company-wide earth day newsletter, highlighting various offices' achievements in sustainability
i saw rupalsdragrace reading it
john: you should tape it over the light switch while it's in the off position
me: thats what i thought
john: or
OR
fish that post-it note out of the trash, stick it on a printed copy of the news letter, and then affix it to her desk with a bloody knife, stabbed through a dead pigeon.
me: there we go