spotimonday

WINTER IS COMING.

stop what you're doing and think about this

Battle of the #Thanksgiving Sides: buttered corn or creamed corn - what's your favorite? pic.twitter.com/3G3m5o8JfL

— Target (@Target) November 25, 2013

you want this.

thomas wilhelm stumbled across this questionably styled furniture item for sale. did you want to buy a wire-frame side table to be depressed on?

throwing shade at throwing shade

Yes! Good job, Matlock! @iDXR I'm curious: Was "Throwing Shade" created to be a such a direct rip off of @ThisIsTheRead?”
— Erin Gibson (@gibblertron) November 25, 2013

@gibblertron @ThisIsTheRead One of your fans gave me a useful response, so you can stop being cute. Sucks you were ripped off though.
— Donovan X. Ramsey (@iDXR) November 25, 2013

aw jesus h.

More than 1,000 homes in the town of Washington, Illinois, were destroyed this week when a massive F4 tornado ripped through the area. Marc Wells owns one of those homes and filmed the tornado bearing down on his house, creating a record of what it was like to be inside the structure as the storm demolished it.

Wells's camera goes dark at around 22 seconds in with his house intact, but you can still hear the wind raging outside. At about 1:12 in the video, Wells and his daughter emerge from their hiding place and find the entire place wrecked. (via)

this is crazy, but josie needs to calm the f down.

that's what girls worry about, right?

#neverforget

also, did you hear that they killed off brian last night?

blood orange / dev hynes

THIS article in The Fader is one of the more interesting artist profiles I have read in quite a while. Dev Hynes seems like an adorable kook, and his comments regarding his relationships with Solange and Sky Ferreira are very revealing.

daily ri ri

rihanna and her mother are so cute. via.

Technology Will Destroy Us All

I have been saying for a while now that Miley's entire "edgy" look seems informed by her having joined tumblr. I would say her AMA performance is proof:

It's main feature was a kitty .gif singing and crying (literally) along with her. One problem here (I'm not getting into the cut of that swimsuit bottom right now) is that wrecking ball is kind of an ok song and a "serious" song and the kitty is making it more of a joke, albeit Miley is did much of the heavy joke lifting on this one, but at least it wasn't Katy's faux Japan mess
viz Buzzfeed

doggie death drop

Starla was on D-listed

ignore that in-focus mess in the foreground and check out that blurry goddess back there.

she is a witness


dont tell her i told you. chances are she will never even see this. (shhhhhh)

Nsikan just got reblogged by Gawker

congrats nscience! (N)Science Watch: How to Kill a Seal

Happy: my first ScienceShot for @ScienceNews Sad: Captivity can trigger a fatal heart disease in baby fur seals http://t.co/6yhu4Zk6U8
— Nsikan Akpan (@MoNscience) November 22, 2013

breaking news: katniss and stacy mctrace = disease twinsies

I've always thought I could have been Katniss. So what's the next best thing? Being besties with Jennifer Lawrence. I've now decided from this recent interview with David Letterman that she has Crohn's disease and GUESS WHAT?!? So do I!!!

sorry melissa i had to remove that autoplay video... love you!
-kylie

we back pat

Admiration from @HollyWarlick pic.twitter.com/QaxmI39KYS

— Vol Photos (@Vol_Photos) November 22, 2013

Want a candle that smells like Kentucky Fried Chicken?

Of course you do. But you can't, because they're already sold out. The online store Kentucky for Kentucky sells a line of candles called "Scents of the Commonwealth," and among such scents are Fried Chicken, Ale8 (?!) and Kentucky Derby. The initial 25 candles put on the site sold out in less than a minute. Then again, this Northerner is pretty sure there's some kind of rivalry between Kentucky and Tennessee, so maybe it's best to leave these candles off Joel's Xmas present list.

Oh and HIIIII! This is flim, Joel's ex-coworker and Joel's current Asian Best Friend.